How to get your very own Smogon girlfriend

[Mekkah]

Mekkah pls respond

This man gets the gist of it!

 

[Darnell]

U can ask me out if u want

I love this guy.

 

[colours]

Darnell is the pornographic woman in her avatar, clearly.

 

[Darnell]

pornographic women??? excuse me

 

[chaos]

lol this guy is a rusemaster

 

[Ununhexium]

eddie maurer

i love you

 

[Ununhexium]

marry me

 

[SpaceCake]

How to lose your very own social life

 

[Spy]

Smogon University: Starting relationships since 2014

 

[xenu]

eddie maurer please go here to find a gf, thanks - the mgt.

 

[Dread Arceus]

tbh he's pretty much just your standard white guy

 

[xenu]

damn...

 

[Clefairy]

He never stops trying, does he

 

[Mekkah]

That spam cleaner button is looking more tempting by the minute.

 

[bb skarm]

of all places on the internet to get a girlfriend, you chose a pokemon website

 

[xenu]

lol if you think hes sincere

 

[Gourghost]

This should be included in a 'try not to laugh'

 

[ginganinja]

hi eddie

 

[ginganinja]

Do you have a medical certificate?

 

[colours]

ginganinja why would you cheat on haunter :(

 

[ginganinja]

You said you like dirty girls, well I like clean boyfriends

shaymin, I discovered Italians were very unfulfilling :(

 

[bb skarm]

 

[ginganinja]

When I see a medical certificate and I promise I'll exchange friend codes.

 

[xenu]

this is like poking an animal in a cage w/ a stick

 

[colours]

well ginga, if there's anything eddie has taught us so far, he'll certainly put in the persistence to win over a heart.

hard to find that quality in some men :(