I've been asked to post this by a number of people, so now that the deadline for UU essays is up, I can.
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When thinking to myself what tier I would place Gallade in I was faced with quite a few conundrums. However, after a good bit of internal debate, I have finally decided that if given the chance, I will be voting Gallade to the Borderline tier.
I will be doing so under the support clause.
For the purposes of this essay, I will be assuming only one set; the following:
Gallade (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 188 HP/252 Atk/68 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Close Combat
- Shadow Sneak
- Swords Dance
- Stone Edge
To briefly explain the EVs as well as the set, 68 Speed rests at 213, which is one more point than stall Milotic will run if it's attempting to outrun max speed Torterra (at 211). This gives Gallade the ability to outrun nearly every significant threat that it needs to** when against stall, and as its main objective is to break said stall, this is important. Attack is maxed, obviously, and the rest of the EVs are placed into HP. Why HP, you ask? Well, that will be discussed later.
Now, I believe this Pokemon to be the -premier- stall breaker in UU. I won't bore you with Calculations, but let's just say that in terms of facing stall, this monster is unmatched. It OHKOs the following stall staples after a single Swords Dance:
Altaria
Blastoise
Chansey
Clefable
Drapion
Milotic
Omastar
Registeel
Steelix
Umbreon
The following stall team Staples can all be 2HKOd after a single Swords Dance
Arcanine
Claydol
Donphan
Hitmontop
Mismagius
Rotom
Slowbro
Spiritomb
Venasaur
So that covers pretty much.... everything that would be on a Stall team... if you've seen something on a stall team other than the above 19 Pokemon, please tell me what it is.... but I digress.
You may be thinking to yourself "we already know all this, Gallade can 2HKO a lot of shit, but at least it can be dealt with"
Well see this is where the HP EVs, and the Lum Berry come in.
Most stall teams will employ the use of Status in order to stop Gallade's rampage. In fact, its most popular stall team checks, such as Arcanine / Slowbro / Mismagius / Rotom / Spiritomb, all use Status as their main way to deal with Gallade. When Lum Berry is thrown in their face, suddenly the Pokemon that could be burnt, or paralyzed, and then dealt with accordingly by other members of the team, can no longer be handled as such.
Other times, stall teams rely on Gallade's "frailty" to take it out. Namely in using Donphan's naturally strong Earthquake, or Spiritombs Super Effective Shadow Sneak, or even Arcanine's Flare Blitz. However, they're in for a surprise when they run into this Gallade that is pumped up with HP EVs. The following notes are significant to what is different about 188 HP Gallade versus 0 HP Gallade:
Spiritomb
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188 HP Gallade taking a 140 Atk Spiritomb's Shadow Sneak
251 Atk vs 166 Def & 325 HP (40 Base Power): 132 - 156 (40.62% - 48.00%) --- Never a 2HKO
0 HP Gallade taking a 140 Atk Spiritomb's Shadow Sneak
251 Atk vs 166 Def & 277 HP (40 Base Power): 132 - 156 (47.65% - 56.32%) ---- 2HKO 73% of the time, 100% with LO
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Stall Arcanine
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Versus any 0 Atk versions of Arcanine, this gallade wins out by virtue of the Lum Berry, not the HP EVs, but against 120 HP / 252 Atk / 136 Spe Jolly versions, the bulkier Gallade has a significant advantage over the more frail version.
Most notably, the frailer version is OHKOd by Flareblitz
319 Atk vs 166 Def & 277 HP (120 Base Power): 247 - 292 (89.17% - 105.42%)
Which means that it will die before it even gets a chance to hit it with anything.
Quite to the contrary, the bulkier one takes it like a champ
319 Atk vs 166 Def & 325 HP (120 Base Power): 247 - 292 (76.00% - 89.85%)
And returns for the OHKO with a +1 Stone Edge (factoring in the recoil from your opponent's Flare Blitz)... which means if it Flare Blitz's, it loses, if it burns, it loses, basically, Arcanine, which was touted to be Gallade's best check on a stall team, fails at checking Gallade.
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So now that we see that Gallade pretty much dominates every single staple stall Pokemon, as well as takes out every attempt at said stall to check it via conventional means, I come up to another argument that many people attempt to make.
"But, LonelyNess, other Pokemon like Blaziken can Swords Dance up and take 2HKO everything against a Stall team too! Why is Gallade Borderline but not Blaziken?"
This is true, Blaziken has the ability to 2HKO everything that would conventionally be seen on a Stall team after a single swords dance, it also can't be burned which is pretty significant. However, Gallade has a few things which Blaizken doesn't have, that affords it the ability to do things that Blaziken can't.
The first is its typing.
Blaziken's typing only affords it one thing when it comes up against a stall team, and that's a Burn immunity. Other than that, it's a complete detriment. It comes with a weakness to Ground / Water which means that it can't set up on the opponent's staple water type like Gallade can, which is crucial because setting up on Milotic / Blastoise is where Gallade gets most of its opportunities to sweep. Blaziken is relegated to setting up on the likes of Chansey and Spiritomb, which Gallade can do too (save for spiritomb).
As well, Gallade is both resistant to Fighting, and neutral to Ground, versus being Neutral to Fighting and weak to Ground. Now this doesn't seem like a big deal, but when you consider that one of either Hitmontop or Donphan is on a stall team more often than not, it becomes quite significant.
It's important because neither Gallade nor Blaziken can OHKO those two Pokemon, even after a Swords Dance, and even with a Life Orb. The difference however, is that Gallade still wins even though it can't OHKO.
Against Hitmontop, Gallade is resistant to its Close Combat, so it can just spam its own Close Combat without fear of retribution, even due to the Defense drop. Quite the opposite, after a Superpower and Life Orb damage, Hitmontop actually OHKOs Blaziken with Close Combat
226 Atk vs 117 Def & 301 HP (120 Base Power): 249 - 294 (82.72% - 97.67%)
In a similar vein, against Donphan, neither Pokemon can OHKO. But where Gallade can afford to Swords Dance again so that it can put Donphan into OHKO range (because a Donphan Earthquake does only 60% to Gallade), Blaziken is simply doomed to be OHKOd by Earthquake.
This is what seperates Gallade Swords Dance sweeping a Stall team from Blaziken sweeping a Stall team... in short, Gallade can -actually- sweep, where Blaziken just LOOKS like it could actually sweep.
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The final argument against Gallade for BL seems to be that of "But it's pretty useless against nonstall teams"
And to that I say fucking bullshit.
Gallade gets plenty of viable switchins verses a non-stall team, it can switch into Raikou and live, it can switch into Milotic and live, it can pretty much switch into most Special attackers and not get 2HKOd, so long as they don't carry a super effective attack. So it's not as though it's lacking viable switchins...
Yes, you would be correct in saying that I won't be getting a Swords Dance sweep anytime soon, because you can bring in a faster sweeper such as Swellow, who is immune to Shadow Sneak... but you'd be a fool to do so, because if I know I'm going up against something that -isn't- stall (which should be more than easy enough to judge by the time Gallade hits the floor), I'm just plain not going to try and Swords Dance. Instead Im' going to punch holes into your team with my incredibly powerful Close Combat / Stone Edge.
In short, what I'm trying to say is, yes Gallade isn't near the monster against offensive teams that it is against stall teams, but the gap in usefulness between the two is not so much that it's a detriment to use Gallade on your team because you might run into a Offense team.
For those of you who like a diagram
Gallade vs. Stall = Far too good, broken even
Gallade vs. Offense = Just kind of good
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For all of the reasons stated above, if given the opportunity, I will be voting BL for Gallade