As of now official poll results:
1. Dead by Daylight
Despite his campaign declaration being in the footnotes of one of his news reports, having two separate scandals publicized, and literally endorsing another candidate over himself, Dead by Daylight manages to take first place, with 16 votes, probably because of their invaluable news organisation. Probably also bribery. Also, he voted for himself, something that is depressingly common in this business.
2. BIG ASHLEY
Our previous winner is in second, with 12 votes. Her genuine nature and overall vibes have earned her the praise of the masses.
3. olivia
olivia takes third, with nine votes. How? Blatant bribery and divine intervention. She offered everyone who voted for her badges, and the voting positions between her and BIG ASHLEY were switched. Also, she voted for herself.
4. Vermin Supreme
Despite not even being eligible for PM, Vermin Supreme manages to take fourth place, with six votes, a testament to the communities dedication to a bit. It was a mistake to put him on this poll, but I live under a rock and was not aware of him, and I cannot remove him from the poll. There is nothing I can do to stop this madman.
5. zf
Despite making no formal declaration of candidacy, zf manages to have three votes, taking fifth place. I looked into information on this figure, but the only result I found was someone named zFenix. I do not know if this is zf, but either way, I eagerly await for when zf finds out he is being voted for.
6. CaffeineBoost
Despite having the temperament of a toddler and being as transparently corrupt as you could possibly be, CaffeineBoost manages to take sixth place, with the same number of votes as zf. This is likely due to the fact that they were one of the first candidates to run, thus gathering support early. That, and propaganda. He showed absolutely no hesitation in voting for himself.
7. Faint
With two votes, Faint makes it into seventh place. His unpopularity is likely due to the fact that he withdrew from the race.
8. BP
Despite being a first party candidate, BP comes in eighth place, with only two votes, one of which being himself. Some might say this is due to him being arrested on account of tax fraud. However, I can narrow the exact cause of this to one event.
9. BestDatrix
BestDatrix, also known as BestDartrix (sorry), is in ninth place, with only two points, those being from himself and his running mate, despite their reputable news organisation.
10. Cancel cult
In dead last, we have myself, with only one vote, which is one more than I expected. There are many reasons for my inevitable failure. I didn't even vote for myself. I did not take this seriously from the start. Many of my public statements were jokes. I am a literal child. I said I would be impeached in a day. I angered the stall community. I added a non-Smogon user to the poll. I went out of my way to update this list with more of my shortcomings. I used my power to further my own agenda in the National Dex Ubers forums. I am far too honest, to the point of parading my flaws for all to see. And I have done nothing but make myself look like an idiot from the moment I joined this site. Still, I will not back down. I will continue to stand for the truth. And I will continue to lose to the person we all know is going to win anyways.
