az's like ledger

[az]

hello,

this is a place for me to track the reactions i give out

i know some people give out Hahas and Luvdisks like there's no tmorrow, but personally i always felt that if you take care of the Likes, the Loves will take care of themselves

this will help me stay on budget and be helpful in case HMRC come a-knocking

ok

27/04/21 - 1824

hey guys i've made a start but i could do with a hand filling in the blanks. here's what i have so far:

t - titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
o
t
a
l

c
l - L
e
f
a
i - irish sea
r
y

liked this post. thought it was funny

27/04/21 - 1831

the second t can also be titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

response to the above post. i think this is funny as well. gave it a like.

27/04/21 - 1833

oh god it's coming back to me

gave this one a wow. lol.

27/04/21 - 2035

is this where we queue to register our likes of az posts? i just liked this one

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As some of you know here in smogoff bringing joy to other posters is my main goal. I love creating an environment and ecosystem where posters in all walks of life can find a home to shitpost in. I have recently reached 6.9K reacts and I am so honored to have served the smogoff community this long.

With that being said my next goal is to bring joy to 3.1K more posters. I hope that someday soon I can hit 10K reacts as that means I've impacted 10,000 fellow posters. As the Sultan of Smogoff I'd like to thank all of you for bringing me joy and often times a release of seratonin. I love all of you and I hope we have more great days to come.

Thank you,
BP The Smogoff Sultan

done some more liking

27/04/21 - 2037

this dude is prepared for next year's reaction taxes

misses this one. gave it a like. i AM prepared for next year's reaction taxes. are u?

27/04/21 - 2156

her majesty's reactions and crassitudes

put a lil like on this one

28/04/21 - 1515

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startin the day's reacting STRONG witha love on this one :wow:

28/04/21 - 1741

NIGHT 135 Utilities - Record temperatures (short)

got this great throwback (and thought-provoking!!) pm from sijih
dropped a love on it

28/04/21 - 1853

Look at you, chopping and weeping. Idiot.
Is this the way you go through life, your mind
A stopless knife, driven by your fantasy of truth,

Of lasting union--slashing away skin after skin
From things, ruin and tears your only signs
Of progress? Enough is enough.

Exert from Monologue for an Onion
By Suji Kwock Kim


So, my dear Smogoff users, why have I made this thread?
Because, most esteemed users, I was born with one simple need.
A need that has been supressed by Society.
A need that has left me scorned and mocked whichever way I turn.
A need that has come to define me as a person, and has
shaped the way I view the world.

I, dear Smogoff users, am thirsty for Onions
and will not be sated until I've had my fix.

So here's how this is gonna work. If this post gets 30 reacts of any nature,
be it Likes, Loves or Hahas,
I will take

This Onion

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and eat it as though it were an apple

The Onion is currently being hidden in my fridge because
it'll go off if I leave it in my drawer and,
although the scent of rotting onion is very attractive,
I don't really want my room to smell like a compost heap just yet.

FQA

Q: Why Are You Doing This?
A: To Assert Dominance

Q: How Will We Know You Have Eaten The Onion
A: I Will Record Myself Eating It

Q: Has The Onion Given Consent?
A: Onions Can't Talk

Q: When Will You Eat The Onion
A: The Day We Reach 30 Reacts, At 2am

Q: Why 2am?
A: Witching Hour

If you have any other questions then feel free to ask below

put a like on this. thought it would be funny to see alba eat an onion

30/04/21 - 0122

try using NordVPN. yt may be blocked in your country.

supporting the state of the forum series. good yt sponsor-related humour.. clean, original, fun..

30/04/21 - 1725

no offense but anyone can draw a bird. not that hard

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classic mf post.. dropped a like. can't go wrong

30/04/21 - 1727

hijacking this thread to say I drew the bird BLOOD TOTEM

Hide

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missed this beaut right before mf's. this one is by phoopes. this one got a like, too

30/04/21

https://voca.ro/17pndXver2V7 <- Please listen to if you can!

Alright gang, here's the lowdown. I'm a semipro voice actor and really enjoy doing what I do. One of the best ways to practice voiceover is to read things aloud and try to gather ideas on how something should be read. I wanted to shift some of my side attention to Smogon and Smogoff to really hone in on some of the random wacky stuff that gets posted here. So that's why I'm here and I'm ready to read things you send.

I have a professional setup that I can use for recording that you might find helpful to know. I have a Rode NT1A Microphone and Steinberg UR-12 Interface. My DAW of choice is Adobe Audition and I am very familiar with the audio engineering side of things. I am working out of a closet booth most of the time and I am able to hit a noise floor of -57db which, for the purposes of reading shitposts on a Pokemon website, is more than enough. The vocaroo I posted is an example of some edited and compressed audio, and I'm able to adjust the postprocessing accordingly.

I have some general rules that I will adhere to in the process of this thread:

• Please try to keep all the thins you want me to read from Smogon.com. They can be analyses, funny posts, mental breakdowns, copypastas, whatever. But please try to keep them from this website.
  • I have the discretion to reject any request if it is otherwise something I feel would be extremely unsavory (and you know which threads I am talking about)
  • Please also include a link to what you'd like me to read.
• The audio files have to be uploadable to vocaroo so they cannot be overly long. Therefore if you post a longer request, I will only be able to do up to 3 total minutes of audio per request.
• I am doing this for free and have no plans to solicit any money from you all. But I do ask that if you do request things repeatedly that you donate to some sort of charity to pay it forward.
  • Because I'm doing this for free, please understand that I also have paid projects that have my priority and that I am working on these on my own time.

Thanks for reading this. At this point you can consider this thread open for business. :]

Completed Requests

https://voca.ro/1kdR9sr5tkCQ - BP's Salamence Analysis (First Paragraph)
https://voca.ro/1h3fJZ8g9Jwx - Lavos Quit Rant
https://voca.ro/1k36F1yQEBJa - "Kabutops is a threat in UU matches"
https://voca.ro/1i4zRrHgulAI - "What the fuck"
https://voca.ro/16kh0DFkqSGr - BMB's Necturna Analysis (Opening three paragraphs)
https://voca.ro/1nnnTJEcQSer - "ey up lads its fookin shade from pohkemon"
https://voca.ro/1dJz2pgZnqYH - mf's guide to firstposting
https://voca.ro/16FZ9UF92Sde - az newscast
https://voca.ro/1igG4MOHTBeD - chinese dave posting
https://voca.ro/1h3298HNv1Pj - bussy
https://voca.ro/1ichrgmZIjII - The best roast
https://voca.ro/1l7OYrGLFY9J -Cheaters get a kick in the nuts
https://voca.ro/1l5E0rZWbxum - Haunter Rant

https://voca.ro/16FZ9UF92Sde




https://voca.ro/1igG4MOHTBeD




https://voca.ro/1h3298HNv1Pj (did a couple takes, kept one read in because I totally didn't forget to edit it out)




https://voca.ro/1ichrgmZIjII (I really wish I was able to get that paragraph in one breath, fuck)




https://voca.ro/1l7OYrGLFY9J (Did a funny old man smoker voice for fu




https://voca.ro/1l5E0rZWbxum (epic)

dropped two loves on some great posts. this is a great thread.. be sure not to miss it

02/01/24 - 1759

mfw when the

when the posting

did a Love react on this post.

 

[BP]

I am a reactor, I like to react.

 

[az]

saw another good post, and reacted to it

updating the op

 

[Snessy!]

oh god it's coming back to me

 

[Snessy!]

h... h...

 

[az]

given that one a wow! into the op it goes

 

[earl]

this dude is prepared for next year's reaction taxes

 

[Low-Key]

h... h...

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DIE YOU LITTLE

 

[monkfish]

is this where we queue to register our likes of az posts? i just liked this one

send web again ?

 

[az]

nice lol

that isn-t what i meant but that is both a lol from me and ur welcome to do that

 

[cookie]

her majesty's reactions and crassitudes

 

[churine]

is this part of the new framework being the international financial reaction standards?

 

[az]

her majesty's reactions and crassitudes

going in the op

 

[az]

another day another dollar! lool, love sayin that

dropped a love just now, exciting! details in the op

 

[Astra]

what happens if a post you react to gets deleted

 

[az]

then i will have a very good record of which posts are deleted and which remain, vital to keep her majesty's reactions and crassitudes sated

added a like i did to the op

 

[az]

thinking about retracting my like from the albatross onion thread

very disappointed

 

[Albatross]

thinking about retracting my like from the albatross onion thread

very disappointed

I ate half the onion so only take half the like

 

[az]

faint-filled updatw tonight as i engage in some late night likin'!!

 

[az]

loved a post

 

[phoopes]

loved a post

in the past month you've given out five loves (one on a deleted post), a like, and an angry

 

[az]

thanks phoopes, didnt realise i could just have the staff do this for me.

can you post the deleted one in here so i can see it

 

[Albatross]

Typical of the Smogoff bourgeoise to not understand the complex relationship between the postletariat and the react. To the Smoggoff "Cabal", their feeble cuhsioned minds can only comprehend the number that the love represents, not the ideal that stands behind it. But in post-postism philosophy - especially in a resurging school of thinking known as Bonzalism - the act of "love"-ing a post to the bourgeoise's fickle standards and the act of truly loveing a post are distinct acts. One is an oath of fealty to a cruel and unjust system, while the other is an unabashed declaration that Love Wins. The act, to OP, of "giving out five loves" is naught but a ruse to fool those who subscrube to typical bourgeoise schools of thought, such as Phoopism which can reduce such a momentous gift in Bonzalism to a casual, almost dismissive act; from which, as a historical footnote, the common phrase "phoopes I did it again" was born. As such, for Phoopist thinkers, to "give out" a love and to have "loved a post" are synonymous; they are one and thte same. But to an advanced thinker of Bonzalism the announcement of "loving a post" is a harrowing act of defiance against The Machine. Thank you, tond bonalzs

 

[Albatross]

To those who are confused its like this image i drew where phoopes is the crying soyjack and todd is the really cool one with the beard

 

[monkfish]

hear hear! we, the posters, must seize the means of posting!