as dream's manager power rankings (no offense, don't get mad at me
)sucked dick according to the Ubers discord I'll do mine. well actually i won't rank them but i'll expertly analyse them. No point to rank them as my team will definitely win in the end anyway.
in random order because i want to:
The Luminous Lunalas, led by
Arii Stella and
Leru
holy fucking shit, i couldn't survive more than 1 week in this fucking discord chat full of lolis shit, if they buy Holy break they're gonna fucking break their players mind like actually. glad hyw is banned otherwise the arii/leru/holybreak/hyw would have been the weeb exodia the forbidden of pokémon z_z: Weeb level over 9000
Arii also want to take over the devastating dragceus to fucking retain her e-husbando poek, this UPL is over damn.
I fucking hope they won't post lolis gif in every of their fucking win posts lol
At least arii and leru looks somewhat decent at this game so they will probably grab some wins (alas).
dont buy me please i want to keep a sane mind somehow
The Jubilant Jirachis, led by
Level 56
nigga didn't picked an assman yet because he fucking plans to get back the grand SWEEP by angering the grand SWEEP by giving his team a random name instead of the GRAND HELIX FOSSILS. alas it won't work cause SWEEP fucking succeeded in getting rid of trash game pokémon and he won't commit the error of joining again.
also his discord will be pretty weeby but not nearly as much as Arii stella's one, weeb level: 7/10
actually wondering how much the 56th level will help his teammate in this one, at least he got a nice trophy meaning he actually play pokémon sometime instead of spending his whole free time watching useless weeb show.
at leats he got better taste with shinsekai yori than the previous team
The Choice Bandits, led by
TTG and
FUCKING FUGADAD
best team (bar fucking durians ofc) yet, fugadad is fucking managing lmao, nigga told us he would not play UPL cause he is a bitch but it was all a bait, nice teasing fugadad, glad you're one of my dad (the other being pohjis the goat) (yeah they're homo af, and pohjis is also fugadad's dad which make the thing even more weird) (glad I have a regular set of chromosome tho)
on the other hand there is also TTG, aka the only actual USM player (only crazy enough guy to play this dumb ass retard tier), I think he will be annoying af for other teams to face, in current gen at least
also he got his fucking whole army of STAG goon
nigga is actually able to snake every fucking upl teams with his goons oml :ghostblob: well im joking he doesn't even need to snake cause he got the bot
fucking fire team overall
also they're using marshadow aka cutie ghosty as a mascot => charisma point 8/10
Fugadad unban: -18 days
DaReal Drizzlers, led by
Nayrz and
Fireburn
don't really know what to say yet and i can't even roast them cause they can ban me which kinda sucks (take this tho
)
well actually even tho i never saw ryan playing a single fucking pokémon game, he should have a decent metagame knowledge so it will be ok i guess (sarah is QC and in the VR coucil so it doesn't mean a lot tho
) . Fireburn isn't playing either but he got an actually nice showing in snake so it will be okay too i guess
also fucking ryan gimme a discord role
jk i love you
(no homo)
The Zapping Zekroms, led by
Tape and
Reje
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL i'd love to get into this team just to see Reje fucking roasting his own fucking players everytime they're making a suboptimal play.
Even tho Tape lost to unplayer but Esteemed UPL host and also meanest user Sparksblade yesterday and i almost quitted (which i understand, losing to sparksblade must be fucking humiliating), he seems actually good in oldgens ubers as he reached ubers classic finals, or so I thought but tape fucking asked if a mon was choice scarfed in a fucking ADV game recently
If reje educates his player like he did with Sarah (with soviet support tho) this will be a glorious team af
please beloved host give them a spot
(and not a stop
hahah funny guy exiline )
Team name sucks dick tho, it looks like some RMT title eternalsnowman could have done z_z_z_z_z_z_z_z
The Cipher Syndicate, led by
Minority
if Minority's managing skill were as good as their RMT rates are long, they would be goat af
alas he got a pretty bad (to not say almost as bad as slurmz UPL result last year, unluckily for him, slurmz is banned this year and he won't be able to save minority's ass to the dead last place).
Well actually i don't know shit about the dude, i legit never interacted with him so it's w.e but I heard Cipher discord really sucked last year
I truly hope they will do better this year if they ever got a managing spot
Don't delete my post please
The Raseri guy
isn't he a NU player, who the fuck is this guy anyway, even I get a better chance to reach the Ubers TL spot than him managing
no offense dude, at least you're avatar is :fire:
and last but certainly not least:
The Defiant Durians, led by
Pohjis
OML papa Pohjis managing durians, nigga is fucking smart he left trash tier Ubers to goat tier Nu and even succeeded in doing UPL without playing by managingb
being the absolute goat pohjito will get a master race team and crush the whole tournament like the durians did last year with fucker rohan (with the help goat guy exiline ofc)
buy me please daddy, i became good since last time i swear
I even saw in my crystal ball that we will win if you buy/retain me
(nofake i swear)
not much to say about this team tbh (the durians + Pohjis is enough even for a stupid guy like [whole ubers community] to understand how goat this team will be)
Goat level: over Arii's team Level (= near infinite)
OML these last udapte emote are so good