The point of this team is a Linoone sweep. Although I don't agree that it's impossible to counter everything, I still decided to give this a try, I had a team like this in ADV. Because of the style of the team, every member has an obvious and clear purpose.
Gengar **Guessing games**
@Adherance Scarf
EVs: 4HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Memento
Destiny Bond
Explosion
Shadow Claw
I can't get over how genious this is. Adherance Scarf with 309 Speed outspeeds Jolly Ninjask for the Explosion/Shadow Claw, screwing up BP teams. Memento helps me set up Linoone later, and Destiny Bond is for the eventual Pursuit or the like. This just misses a gaurunteed OHKO on Blissey.
Linoone **Sally the Squirrel**
@Salac Berry
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd Adamant
Belly Drum
Endure
Flail
Shadow Claw
This thing is murder. This OHKOs every non-resistor in the game. This is like sex on a stick, really. But to the moves; Endure is over Substitute because of Spikes and SR, I rather not risk my sweeper.
Let's see the highest overall defense Poke in the game with Normal Resistance, Regirock:
1048 Atk to absolute Max Regirock,(252/252 HP/Def): 57-66%
That's fuckin' ridiculous. It nearly OHKOs Dosaidon, for pete's sake.
Skarmory takes 81-95%, too. Note that they resist the damn attack.
It's a shame that I can't find anywere to fit in SR, or this would be insane...
Slowbro **Master Yoshi**
@Leftovers
212 HP/ 120 SpA/176 Def Bold
Surf
Ice Beam
Slack Off
Thunder Wave
Slowbro is such an awesome Bulky Water, not quite as awesome as Manaphy but godly, nontheless. Thunder Wave stops Tauntless Gyarados' chances of sweeping, ever, and Slack Off is great. This survives Gaburiasu's EQ(Even LOed) to OHKO with Ice Beam.
This would be Swampert, however, Swampert gives me no Para support, whch is mandatory considering what the team is about. It also can't OHKO Gabu and Nite, Mence will be screwed forever.
Jirachi **This Summer**
@Leftovers
240 HP / 56 Atk / 76 Def / 136 Spd Impish
~ Wish
~ Reflect
~ Reminicent Headbutt
~ Somersault
Phuqouph is amazing, really, and he's been on a role with movesets since D/P started. Anyway, Wish support to Linoone, Tangrowth, and itself, and Reflect support to a physically screwed team. Somersaulting a Wish and Refect to Linoone is sexy.
One thing this does that no other Wisher does is Somersault, allowing me to go strait to Linoone, Tangrowth, and the like. I can Somersault a Skarmory into Magnezone, which is especially good.
Tangrowth **Tingle Tangle**
EVs: 240 HP/76 Atk/136 Def/56 Spd Adamant
@Leftovers
Sunny Day
Power Whip
Stone Edge
Sleep Powdor
This clears up the skies so Linoone isn't KOed by SandStream and SnowStorm. Sleep Powdor is about the only way Linoone's setting up correctly, too. I gave it 150 Speed so that it outspeeds the base 100s without a +Speed nature, and ties with things that stop at 300.
This counter's Gyarados. You may say, it's weak to Ice Fang, but:
383 Atk Gyarados using Ice Fang on 320 Defense Tangrowth: 113-134 damage, a 4HKO.
After a DD, 171-202, a 3HKO. Plus I have Sleep Powdor, and Power Whip takes a load off of it:
Tangrowth using Power Whip at 280 attack to 4 HP no Defense Gyrados(57-67%) A 2HKO always.
Worst case scenario is I'm facing Jump's Gyarados, in which case it does 40-47%. Jolly Gyarados has no chance of getting past this thing. If it has no Taunt, Slowbro can Paralyze it. It ain't sweepin' jack. How's that for a Gyarados counter?
Magnezone **MagneOWN**
@Beautiful Skin
EVs:
Rest
Sleep Talk
Thunder
HP Ice
I needed a Restalker, it traps Skarm, and it gives Para support. This thing rocks. Wait, no, it steels. This has the most resistances than any other Pokemon, I believe, which makes this extremely easy to switch in, despite it's speed. I would use HP Grass, but Ice hits a lot of things reliably all the time. With Reflect support, this can survive Duggy's EQ and KO it back with HP Ice.
Other than that,
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Honestly, I need to predict all around what Hera's going to do, switching Magnezone into Megahorns and Slowbro into In Fights. If I paralyze it, it's easier to deal with, luckily. Credit to Dagger for the thing.
Go ahead, destroy my team, and I'm perfectly fine with someone else using this, just throw somw credit in to Phuqouph and me.
Gengar **Guessing games**
@Adherance Scarf
EVs: 4HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Memento
Destiny Bond
Explosion
Shadow Claw
I can't get over how genious this is. Adherance Scarf with 309 Speed outspeeds Jolly Ninjask for the Explosion/Shadow Claw, screwing up BP teams. Memento helps me set up Linoone later, and Destiny Bond is for the eventual Pursuit or the like. This just misses a gaurunteed OHKO on Blissey.
Linoone **Sally the Squirrel**
@Salac Berry
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd Adamant
Belly Drum
Endure
Flail
Shadow Claw
This thing is murder. This OHKOs every non-resistor in the game. This is like sex on a stick, really. But to the moves; Endure is over Substitute because of Spikes and SR, I rather not risk my sweeper.
Let's see the highest overall defense Poke in the game with Normal Resistance, Regirock:
1048 Atk to absolute Max Regirock,(252/252 HP/Def): 57-66%
That's fuckin' ridiculous. It nearly OHKOs Dosaidon, for pete's sake.
Skarmory takes 81-95%, too. Note that they resist the damn attack.
It's a shame that I can't find anywere to fit in SR, or this would be insane...
Slowbro **Master Yoshi**
@Leftovers
212 HP/ 120 SpA/176 Def Bold
Surf
Ice Beam
Slack Off
Thunder Wave
Slowbro is such an awesome Bulky Water, not quite as awesome as Manaphy but godly, nontheless. Thunder Wave stops Tauntless Gyarados' chances of sweeping, ever, and Slack Off is great. This survives Gaburiasu's EQ(Even LOed) to OHKO with Ice Beam.
This would be Swampert, however, Swampert gives me no Para support, whch is mandatory considering what the team is about. It also can't OHKO Gabu and Nite, Mence will be screwed forever.
Jirachi **This Summer**
@Leftovers
240 HP / 56 Atk / 76 Def / 136 Spd Impish
~ Wish
~ Reflect
~ Reminicent Headbutt
~ Somersault
Phuqouph is amazing, really, and he's been on a role with movesets since D/P started. Anyway, Wish support to Linoone, Tangrowth, and itself, and Reflect support to a physically screwed team. Somersaulting a Wish and Refect to Linoone is sexy.
One thing this does that no other Wisher does is Somersault, allowing me to go strait to Linoone, Tangrowth, and the like. I can Somersault a Skarmory into Magnezone, which is especially good.
Tangrowth **Tingle Tangle**
EVs: 240 HP/76 Atk/136 Def/56 Spd Adamant
@Leftovers
Sunny Day
Power Whip
Stone Edge
Sleep Powdor
This clears up the skies so Linoone isn't KOed by SandStream and SnowStorm. Sleep Powdor is about the only way Linoone's setting up correctly, too. I gave it 150 Speed so that it outspeeds the base 100s without a +Speed nature, and ties with things that stop at 300.
This counter's Gyarados. You may say, it's weak to Ice Fang, but:
383 Atk Gyarados using Ice Fang on 320 Defense Tangrowth: 113-134 damage, a 4HKO.
After a DD, 171-202, a 3HKO. Plus I have Sleep Powdor, and Power Whip takes a load off of it:
Tangrowth using Power Whip at 280 attack to 4 HP no Defense Gyrados(57-67%) A 2HKO always.
Worst case scenario is I'm facing Jump's Gyarados, in which case it does 40-47%. Jolly Gyarados has no chance of getting past this thing. If it has no Taunt, Slowbro can Paralyze it. It ain't sweepin' jack. How's that for a Gyarados counter?
Magnezone **MagneOWN**
@Beautiful Skin
EVs:
Rest
Sleep Talk
Thunder
HP Ice
I needed a Restalker, it traps Skarm, and it gives Para support. This thing rocks. Wait, no, it steels. This has the most resistances than any other Pokemon, I believe, which makes this extremely easy to switch in, despite it's speed. I would use HP Grass, but Ice hits a lot of things reliably all the time. With Reflect support, this can survive Duggy's EQ and KO it back with HP Ice.
Other than that,
Honestly, I need to predict all around what Hera's going to do, switching Magnezone into Megahorns and Slowbro into In Fights. If I paralyze it, it's easier to deal with, luckily. Credit to Dagger for the thing.
Go ahead, destroy my team, and I'm perfectly fine with someone else using this, just throw somw credit in to Phuqouph and me.