Staller Baller
(In the words of Wiz, "Uh huh, you know what it is.")
Introduction
(In the words of Wiz, "Uh huh, you know what it is.")
Introduction
Hello everyone! I'm Incon (clearly) and this is my first RMT. Woot Woot! Anyway, i have been playing Pokemon my whole entire life and just recently started battling competively. I can still remember the days in second grade when my life goal was to essentially "catch them all." On a side note, second graders can be malicious, evil fiends especially when they trick you into deleting your game, thus erasing all your hard work and crushing your dreams, when you only have a couple pokemon left in the Pokemon Silver Natl. Dex. Damn my second grade classmates. Now back on topic! I started out playing OU. I played it for about a week and I was tired of it. Same pokes, same movesets, same strategy. It was boring. So perused the other tiers and came upon ru and nu. Both tiers i love with a burning passion. Ive been trying to be more active in the forums and irc, however i dont know anyone nor do i know what to say so please excuse my random and awkward posts lol. With the help of a member i met on the smogon server of PO (Lukeplots...thank you!), we made this team. Because this is basically my first team ever, it was pretty successful by my standards. I was ranked pretty high on the nu ladder before the resets. The strategy is stall, albeit one of the hardest strategies in the tier due to hard hitters such as magmortar, etc. Of course when we were creating this, i did not know. Still, this team proved effective and it holds a place close to my heart, as it was my first succesful team.
Overview
In Depth
Ole Bessy (Miltank) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Milk Drink
- Heal Bell
- Stealth Rock
- Body Slam
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Milk Drink
- Heal Bell
- Stealth Rock
- Body Slam
Miltank or Ole Bessy as i like to call her is a top notch special wall. Her ability gives her pseudo resistences to fire and ice, allowing me to switch in on pokes such as magmortar and charizard who threaten my team with strong, unresisted fire attacks and set up a stealth rock. However, she must watch out for Mag's focus blast (miss). Miltank is also an awesome check to Cryogonal. It can shake off Cryo's ice beams and heal bell off toxic, as well as ko with body slam. If the event occurs in which Cryo rapid spins, i can switch in to Bessy, threaten it with body slam and proceed to set up my rocks again, which is very nice indeed. She can produce her own milk so she has a large supply, allowing her to heal back any damage that she might have taken with milk drink.
Cellulite (Duosion) (F) @ Eviolite
Trait: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Recover
Cellulite is as scary on the battlefield as he is on women's legs! Duosion is a premier physical tank allowing it to take non super effective moves with ease. After a few calm minds and this poke opens a can of whoop ass. This is a great counter to the ever so common (although falling in usage) Sawk, as it virtually can't touch it, while i can fire off a psyshock or proceed to set up with calm mind. Magic guard is very useful as i dont take any hazard damage or status damage. Para can be quite annoying but im so slow it usually doesnt matter. Recover heals off any damage. I basically love him. He sweeps teams with a few calm minds. However, he must watch out for absol. Unless boosted or banded, Absol cannot Ohko at full health, allowing me to get off an hp fighting, which either ko's or brings it down really low. Overall Duo is a beautiful poke no matter how ugly its name is.
Giggity Goo (Quagsire) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Toxic
- Recover
- Earthquake
- Scald
As the great Quagmire from Family Guy once said "Giggity Giggity Goo." It just so happens that that is all i hear when this fellah comes into battle cuz he all "giggity goo on yoo." I know, I know... lame. On topic, Quagsire is the best check to boosters. It walls shellsmashers that don't carry hp grass (which is becoming more common due to the awesomeness of King Derpy), as well as SD Absol which is a threat to my team in general. It is able to tank physical hits, fire off scalds(possibly inflicting burn - my luck it doesnt), and recover off any damage taken. Quags is one of my fave pokes on the this team and a reliable mon to stop boosters in their tracks. Giggity Goo indeed Quagmire, Giggity Goo indeed.
Weezer (Weezing) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Will-O-Wisp
- Clear Smog
- Sludge Bomb
- Pain Split
Oh, Say it aint so that i'm being sent to an Island in the Sun because My Name is Jonas and i live in Beverly Hills (Weezer reference woot). Anyway, another check to sawk as well as torterra. I can fire off a WoW to cripple their physical prowess and hit with sludge bomb for high damage on the latter. Pain split is basically for longevity, as it is kind of hard to keep alive. Weakest poke on the team at the moment.
Ben Dover (Throh) (M) @ Chesto Berry
Trait: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Circle Throw
- Rest
- Payback
- Bulk Up
Ben Dover does one thing and one thing only; makes you bend over. Seriously, i bend over just thinking about this getting ready for the ass beating of my life. It is basically the inverse of Duosion. Because of lack other recovery, i use chesto rest. This certainly pisses people off because of the hard time people have taking it down. It can take a psychic and counter with a payback for an Ohko ( depending on the pokemon) and phaze with circle throw.
Hookah (Musharna) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Psychic
- Trick Room
- Moonlight
- Energy Ball
Musharna is a beastly special defensive wall and i honestly dont know why its not in higher tiers. This set is only 3hko by Magmortar's powerful fireblast which allows me to set up a trick room or moonlight the damage off. My psychic in turn 3hko's him so Mushy is a reliable counter to him. Energy Ball is for the unsuspecting Quags ,as energy ball isnt that common on Musha. She is truly a baller.
Threats
Magmortar - Once Musharna is gone, it can do a large chunk to my team with fire blast and to Miltank with focus blast.
Absol and Skuntank - If Quags is dead, these can do a huge chunk to my team. I have to watch out for the sucker punches and pursuits and predict effectively to get around these two.
Im sure there a more threats and counters to my team, but im a noob and cant think of any. Thanks for reading and hope you enjoyed!
Absol and Skuntank - If Quags is dead, these can do a huge chunk to my team. I have to watch out for the sucker punches and pursuits and predict effectively to get around these two.
Im sure there a more threats and counters to my team, but im a noob and cant think of any. Thanks for reading and hope you enjoyed!
Ole Bessy (Miltank) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Milk Drink
- Heal Bell
- Stealth Rock
- Body Slam
Giggity Goo (Quagsire) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Toxic
- Recover
- Earthquake
- Scald
Cellulite (Duosion) (F) @ Eviolite
Trait: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Recover
Ben Dover! (Throh) (M) @ Chesto Berry
Trait: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Circle Throw
- Rest
- Payback
- Bulk Up
Hookah (Musharna) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Psychic
- Trick Room
- Moonlight
- Energy Ball
Weezer (Weezing) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Will-O-Wisp
- Clear Smog
- Sludge Bomb
- Pain Split
INCON OUT!