Shower Thoughts Thread

[til_mania]

the question "is this a rethorical question?" is a rethorical question itself and if you answer it with itself you can create a nice endless loop. great thread btw lol

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

“Pulling an Oglemi” should be an official term for reserving a bunch aka over 9000 analyses at once

 

[aurora]

if page 5 is good page 10 must be even better

 

[xzern]

“Pulling an Oglemi” should be an official term for reserving a bunch aka over 9000 analyses at once

so u are telling me that this is what you think about in the shower

 

[Deleted User 465389]

barney the dinosaur is canonically much older than the history of humans
(why yes, this is what i ponder about in the shower)

 

[BP]

Messages to React ratios are so weird to me. Like I want a good ratio and I want reacts but why do I want them? Is it because I think it'll make me look better? Like it makes 0 sense to me why it's ingrained in our minds that reacts are important. They are important I just dont really know why other than it allows others to interact with your post.

My theory is that everytime someone reacts and angel gets its wings

 

[Deleted User 465389]

why do I want them?

https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/276613/
because Facebook bad

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Big Bird and Kendo Rappa would both be roughly the same height, give or take a couple inches

 

[Ironmage]

The story of Icarus is full of life lessons, such as:

• Don't lock someone up in the cells they designed
• Wax is not an all-weather adhesive
• Providing warnings does not make something idiot-proof
• Don't fool around during a prison escape

 

[Ununhexium]

Wax is not an all-weather adhesive

fun fact, wax is one of the three main components of an adhesive along with a polymer and a tackifier

 

[sam sand man]

when you realise an 18 year old can adopt a 17 year old.

 

[Deleted User 465389]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/

this has its own thing on reddit, so you can use this lol

why not, let’s see what they’re talking abou-

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[かたわれ時]

eggshaker orchestra

 

[VoolPool]

Why do i pee in here when i have a toilet. And, aint it weird how some random guy tugged on a cows boobs and now we drinking that shit like its normal?

 

[Low-Key]

All Languages are Conlangs - they're all languages constructed by actual people.

 

[monkfish]

the original furries were the Playboy bunnies

 

[Clementine]

How do deaf people wake up in the morning, without an alarm? Does someone just punch them in the face?

 

[Astra]

How do blind people know when they wake up in the morning, when what they see doesn't change when they open their eyes? Does someone just punch them in the face?

 

[cityscapes]

why are skeletons stronger than zombies in many fantasy settings despite zombies literally containing a skeleton

 

[xzern]

skeletons generally take better care of their bodies (or should i say skellies, LOL!) and are typically more aggressive when it comes to a test of strength. "ive got a bone to pick with you," "a word spoken is a bone broken," and many more.

 

[VoolPool]

its sad that my ratio of message to reaction is very low

 

[superstrike66]

why are skeletons stronger than zombies in many fantasy settings despite zombies literally containing a skeleton

Have you fought a Skeleton in post 1.9 Minecraft? That's why

 

[Ironmage]

why are skeletons stronger than zombies in many fantasy settings despite zombies literally containing a skeleton

At least coming from the D&D tradition, skeletons are generally better because they can actually make use of armour and weapons, while basic zombies cannot. Well-maintained metal armour is more effective than poorly maintained meat armour, and having ranged capability is a big step in the effectiveness of a massive army.

 

[Lotus]

Having dumped her 6 years ago now haunts me at 6 am

 

[VoolPool]

I don't have shower thoughts. Which is ironic because that is my shower thought.