sex owl fantasies/dreams

[CaptKirby]

My dreams are all about women or being a badass, like any straight male's dreams ought to be. I do not fantasize about anyone outside of dreams, what the fuck is the point of that.

 

[akuchi]

Well knowing what I´m diving into Ill play your game:

I cant remember ever having a wild sex/drunk sex/and the likes fantasies.

As bad as it can sound for some of you, I always dream of myself in a deep relationship, and in settings like the following: after a day hanging out, we go to a secret place (usually some castle ruins in the outsides of the city, in a high place so we can see the city) were we talk about philosophy, our visions about the world, quantum physics (no kidding) and finnally about ourselves and our feelings. So at the end of the conversation, I gently start with the rubbing and touching, and she gets in front of me, and we start getting out the other´s clothes. Finally, the screwing itself is slow and silent (as we dont want to talk, not even look at the other, that would ruin the moment). And it ends quitely, with our eyes still closed, in the silent dusk.



I think this reveals a lot about myself (me crazy?), but Im not a regular poster or anything here so I think it wont be a problem.

Sorry if you were expecting a lol fantasie.

Three things:
1. You are not 'lol, me crazy'
2. See bolded text: lol at the idea of totally silent sex and the concept that looking at your sexual partner during sex ruins it WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HERE
3. Your first time is not going to be like this

 

[SMZ]

no I'm not gay/bi it's just a what if I was a girl (for the sole after mentioned purpose), it's not like I was actually imagining fucking/getting fucked by dudes, just the idea of being a girl.

and yes I do have a sour throat, and I was high flu style when I wrote this.

 

[Thorns]

i prefer my throats spicy

 

[Cooky]

no one likes a girl with a spicy throat

s gonna smell like chorizo for days

 

[Mekkah]

taco taco
burrito burrito
taco flavoured kissies

 

[Cooky]

fulfill all your weeshes with my taco flavoured keeses

 

[Mysterious Trainer]

Wait, I'm confused, how do owls play into all of this?

 

[natalie]

way to freak out about something completely normal, most people have harmless fantasies of what it would be like to have sex as the opposite gender.

now let's see some real fantasies!

my imagination is not always great when it comes to fantasies, and when it is, it's a bit too obscure to be posting it up here. but when i need inspiration, i usually read a story or two from literotica, and just add my own twists to it.

 

[StarGengar]

Three things:
1. You are not 'lol, me crazy'
2. See bolded text: lol at the idea of totally silent sex and the concept that looking at your sexual partner during sex ruins it WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HERE
3. Your first time is not going to be like this

1. :D
2. I know, but inside the dream everything is just silent, and even when I´m able to control the dream (like Miscellaneous said, I can do it too) I just don´t talk.
3. LOL I know and I won´t want it like that anyway, but what can I say? It´s a dream


Also

I read this, then I read this again. I'm still baffled. I mean, it's nice to have a story to dreams like it's nice to have a story to porn, but your subconscious comes up with this?!! O_o

Don't worry SMZ, it's fine to be bisexual, but it's like cheating in high school, once the bitch finds out you're dead.

Ha ha yes, and it has done worse things... maybe I should start a dreams thread to post not only sexual fantasies, but whatever the heck smogonites subconscious create. That would be fun.

And lol poor SMZ


Oh and if someone could explain the owl thing, that would be great.

 

[Nozizaki]

I imagine eating small children and having them pleasure me from my insides.

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

I don't recall semen being sour, from what I have tasted it's rather bitter, and tastes a fine tongue to savour. Totally not gay btw.

 

[cookie]

depends on what you've eaten:
fruit makes it sweet
beer makes it bitter
etc etc

 

[akuchi]

depends on what you've eaten:
fruit makes it sweet
beer makes it bitter
etc etc

not strictly true; there may be some merit to it but i find it tends to vary from person to person more than anything else

 

[cookie]

akuchi do gay men taste like skittles

 

[cookie]

wait i should be asking synre

 

[akuchi]

i was going to say a bad thing but then i thought it might offend one of our other members, if you know what i mean

 

[cookie]

you can tell me i won't tell anyone i swear

 

[akuchi]

oh okay then

wait are you mafia

 

[cookie]

no but i'm a boss

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

what do skittles taste like

 

[Cooky]

synre

 

[moot]

vegetarians' cum tastes like weird ranch dressing

i have facts to back this up

 

[Synre]

its true

ive heard tales of fruit diets making it taste like pineapple too

probably skittles also

 

[cookie]

jesus i was making a gay rainbow joke