I just spent 2 hours typing up an amazing RMT describing my feelings on the GSC metagmae and a whole bunch of other shit, along with my team to post and for criticism. Internet preceded to close down. FUCK. its 4:26 in the morning right now. i want to go to sleep. lets try this again.
I have read all there is to read about GSC in the past month. Soaking it all up slowly, but surely. I've read the books from Borat, volumes 1 - 6, someof them even multiple times. i've done alot of thinking, and ive come up with two reasons why im not a good GSC player...
1. I have no experience. I have no one to play, and no way to test teams. how am I supposed to get a feel for GSC if i cant play? but this can't be helped, seeing as its no longer played by pretty much anyone, so point 1 will be from this point onward, dismissed.
2. I am lost and confused. Yes, ive read the guides, but after every statement im left wondering....what is good and what isnt? What is worth having on a team? When i read Borat's statements about his own unique creations, and then go read his "Look at the Current Metagame" post, all i see is hipster tryhard DPPt/BW players netting his sets and teams, just because he can use them well. Yes, a bunch of little Borats. not cool. So what does he do? Makes sets to counter those sets, and the cycle repeats, until Skarmory is no longer used, due simply to lack of interest, and people are running Moltres to take down some ridiculous Heracross set (all hypothetical, but you get the picture) This is not a downplay to borat, its a downplay to the people that think just because Borat is using it, that its a staple Pokemon. its like bad advertising, done really well. its like putting an athlete on a wheaties box, just to sell it, or books selling by the cover, just because the author is "Stephen King". Not to say that borat doesnt know what hes talking about, but for heavens sake people, show some originality, or at least some respect! all of this research and discovery about the theory of GSC has really grown on me, but it really opens alot more questions that it answers. anyway, my non-original team is posted below.it was originaly a offensive team, but i'd like more of a bulky balanced team that is more focused on hitting whatever it comes across for decent damage, and less about hitting certain things hard (save snorlax). not balanced between offensive and stall, but balanced between offensive and defensive. i am willing to modify anthing about this team, as i accept the fact that i know nothing about GSC. it is in no particular order, unless you are familiar with the english alphabet.
Dragonite @ Leftovers
-Reflect
-Fire Blast
-Frustration/ Return (Body Slam/ Double Edge?)
-Haze
~This set is a mixed attacking set built for surprising set up sweepers, with some support thrown in, in the form of Reflect. I think the that the "Mix" and "Haze" archetypes mesh very well together, and this Dragonite is made to take advantage of that.
Exeggutor @Leftovers
-Psychic
-Hidden Power (Bug)
-Sleep Powder
-Explosion
~I favor a Exeggutor as a balance between offensive and bulky, and he can sleep things. Psychic is main STAB, HP Bug for other grass or Psychics, and Explosion cuz I know that it just hurts.
Machamp @Leftovers
-Body Slam
-Cross Chop
-Fire Blast
-Earthquake
~Machamp hits in a way i'd like to call, "Snorlax+". He hits hard, and i want to take advantage of that, as well as have a plan for Snorlax to boot. Body Slam gets good damage, and added paralyze chance is always good, and Cross Chop is never a bad thing. Fire blast for things that wall it, and Earthquake for even more reckless damage. This set is among my least favorite on the team. it seems too generalized in to just attacking. Any help?
Rhydon @Leftovers
-Body Slam
-Earthquake
-Rock Slide
-Zap Cannon
~I dont even want to explain this set, except for that i dont like it, and I feel it is being outclassed by Machamp in every way possible. Better moveset possible, or just different Pokemon?
Suicune @Leftovers
-Ice Beam
-Toxic
-Roar
-Rest
~A mixed wall of sorts. It does what it's supposed to, and gets Toxic off to boot. Not much to explain, but any suggestions?
Tentacruel @Leftovers
-Sluge Bomb
-Ice Beam
-Surf
-Rapid Spin
~Another Pokemon im under-satisfied with. It spins, and attacks, and thats about it. Any other Pokemon that would benefit the other 5 would do for this slot, or just an upgraded moveset?
I don't care if you tear this team apart, but give me something to work with when you're done. Thank You!
I have read all there is to read about GSC in the past month. Soaking it all up slowly, but surely. I've read the books from Borat, volumes 1 - 6, someof them even multiple times. i've done alot of thinking, and ive come up with two reasons why im not a good GSC player...
1. I have no experience. I have no one to play, and no way to test teams. how am I supposed to get a feel for GSC if i cant play? but this can't be helped, seeing as its no longer played by pretty much anyone, so point 1 will be from this point onward, dismissed.
2. I am lost and confused. Yes, ive read the guides, but after every statement im left wondering....what is good and what isnt? What is worth having on a team? When i read Borat's statements about his own unique creations, and then go read his "Look at the Current Metagame" post, all i see is hipster tryhard DPPt/BW players netting his sets and teams, just because he can use them well. Yes, a bunch of little Borats. not cool. So what does he do? Makes sets to counter those sets, and the cycle repeats, until Skarmory is no longer used, due simply to lack of interest, and people are running Moltres to take down some ridiculous Heracross set (all hypothetical, but you get the picture) This is not a downplay to borat, its a downplay to the people that think just because Borat is using it, that its a staple Pokemon. its like bad advertising, done really well. its like putting an athlete on a wheaties box, just to sell it, or books selling by the cover, just because the author is "Stephen King". Not to say that borat doesnt know what hes talking about, but for heavens sake people, show some originality, or at least some respect! all of this research and discovery about the theory of GSC has really grown on me, but it really opens alot more questions that it answers. anyway, my non-original team is posted below.it was originaly a offensive team, but i'd like more of a bulky balanced team that is more focused on hitting whatever it comes across for decent damage, and less about hitting certain things hard (save snorlax). not balanced between offensive and stall, but balanced between offensive and defensive. i am willing to modify anthing about this team, as i accept the fact that i know nothing about GSC. it is in no particular order, unless you are familiar with the english alphabet.
Dragonite @ Leftovers
-Reflect
-Fire Blast
-Frustration/ Return (Body Slam/ Double Edge?)
-Haze
~This set is a mixed attacking set built for surprising set up sweepers, with some support thrown in, in the form of Reflect. I think the that the "Mix" and "Haze" archetypes mesh very well together, and this Dragonite is made to take advantage of that.
Exeggutor @Leftovers
-Psychic
-Hidden Power (Bug)
-Sleep Powder
-Explosion
~I favor a Exeggutor as a balance between offensive and bulky, and he can sleep things. Psychic is main STAB, HP Bug for other grass or Psychics, and Explosion cuz I know that it just hurts.
Machamp @Leftovers
-Body Slam
-Cross Chop
-Fire Blast
-Earthquake
~Machamp hits in a way i'd like to call, "Snorlax+". He hits hard, and i want to take advantage of that, as well as have a plan for Snorlax to boot. Body Slam gets good damage, and added paralyze chance is always good, and Cross Chop is never a bad thing. Fire blast for things that wall it, and Earthquake for even more reckless damage. This set is among my least favorite on the team. it seems too generalized in to just attacking. Any help?
Rhydon @Leftovers
-Body Slam
-Earthquake
-Rock Slide
-Zap Cannon
~I dont even want to explain this set, except for that i dont like it, and I feel it is being outclassed by Machamp in every way possible. Better moveset possible, or just different Pokemon?
Suicune @Leftovers
-Ice Beam
-Toxic
-Roar
-Rest
~A mixed wall of sorts. It does what it's supposed to, and gets Toxic off to boot. Not much to explain, but any suggestions?
Tentacruel @Leftovers
-Sluge Bomb
-Ice Beam
-Surf
-Rapid Spin
~Another Pokemon im under-satisfied with. It spins, and attacks, and thats about it. Any other Pokemon that would benefit the other 5 would do for this slot, or just an upgraded moveset?
I don't care if you tear this team apart, but give me something to work with when you're done. Thank You!