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"Great. Now I have to 2v1. Thanks for everything." Thunderbolt ~ Charge Beam ~ {Thunderbolt+Thunderbolt} [2 SUBS] IF damaging Water-type OR Ice-type combination on A1 THEN Protect and push back. IF Dive on A1 THEN Bounce and push back.
By filling his boat-like body with water, Caiminoe becomes heavy enough to sink beneath the surface of the arena's pool. He lets himself fall all the way to the bottom... then he uses his powerful legs to push off, rocketing all the way to the top! Unfortunately, in the thirty seconds it took him to do all that, Eelektross had already started ordering a hot dog at the stadium food court, and is nowhere near the attack. Despondent, Caiminoe rests on his side to sunbathe and lets Eelektross zap him repeatedly without complaint.
Naviathan shoots one last beam of water. Then, he walks lazily up to his Trainer, zaps himself into one of their empty Poke Balls, and refuses to come out. Enough is enough, I suppose? Anyways, it looks like this strange turn of events has left both Trainers with only one Pokemon each! How exciting!
"I want to throw up, but that didn't really work out last time." Light Screen ~ Chill ~ Chill [3 SUBS] IF damaging Dragon-type OR Ice-type OR Fire-type combination THEN Substitute (15) and push back.
Apparently, laziness is infectious -- now Eelektrik is the one who doesn't feel like fighting! He sets up his barrier and just chills. Meanwhile, Duclohm is doing enough work for the both of them, releasing energy beams from one mouth and sound from the other.
Foreboding thunderclouds cluster in the sky. From them, lighting crackles downwards! Bolt after bolt collides with Duclohm's dusty coating, resulting in loud, colorful chemical reactions! It's like the world's most violent firework display! It doesn't do much to help Eelektross' losing situation, though... Two more hits and the eel's fried.