If Smogoners Were Superheroes/villains

[Not Scicky]

That is a bad superpower

despite not actually having any good powers

Sure is buddy.

 

[Trax]

Deck Knight's power would be to have so little charm and make so many relentlessly unfunny quips that he could drub any opponent into submission.

Nah, Deck Knight's power would be to make (mostly) irrelevant points so long that nobody bothers arguing with him anymore. It's kind of what he does now but for some reason people still bother rebutting useless irrelevant crap..

 

[MrIndigo]

Brain

Not actually a person, just a supercomputer.

 

[November Blue]

Deck knight: Protective flaps cover his eyes and ears in as little as 1000th of a second when any religious debate is detected. He gets a +4 boost in creationism rebuttal too.

TIK: Trolls instantly, and is immune to ontopic content.

 

[Nilf]

Forgive my bad photoshop skills

DM = Big Daddy

Sorry DM, you don't get any cool powers, but you do still kick ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NHwsrYlDHE

It's definitely the beard.

 

[Destiny Warrior]

You guys are getting LN wrong.

LonelyNess

The ability to squirm out of conductig the SPL under the name CheesiePoofs.

 

[WaterBomb]

Mike B

The power to be hilarious and still virtually invisible.

cookie

The ability to insert a cookie-reference joke into ANY situation, regardless of context or subject.

WaterBomb

The ability to relentlessly attempt to make jokes and quips, despite continuing to fail every time :(

DM

By growing a John Petrucci beard he can actually play the guitar like John Petrucci.

Deck Knight

See FlareBlitz.

FlareBlitz

See Deck Knight.

 

[Bartman101]

Me

An Amercian killer

 

[shade]

bartman101

disabled kid with the power to register a forum account

 

[az]

Swaggersaurus

A shapeshifter. One moment he'll be a terrible poster, and then WHAM, moderator.

oof

and not a day goes by when posts don't blindside him left right and centre

 

[MofoAmbulance]

I would have the power to be a MOTHERFUCKING AMBULANCE FUCK

 

[DM]

monkfish - in the blink of an eye he can hop into a nearby phone booth and pop out wearing women's clothing and makeup in order to blend instantly into any crowd

<m0nkfish> i let girls put makeup on me quite a lot

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Brain

Not actually a person, just a supercomputer.

?

Wickdaggler, are you still considered a new poster or are you now well-known for being bad? This is of vital importance.

 

[wickdaggler]

idk

 

[cookie]

captkirby
like daredevil's blindness sends his other senses skyrocketing, ck's inability to feel any emotions other than anger and happiness makes him a very angry person indeed

 

[Homeslice]

bartman101

disabled kid with the power to register a forum account

This is the most accurate thing you will ever see.

WaterBomb
The ability to make a shitload of threads and have them all active at the same time

 

[billymills]

hey guys can we have just have people making fun of older, more well known posters

I mean making fun of bad new posters just isn't funny
cracking jokes about users' characteristics is

dm sucks

lol

 

[DM]

Are you fucking kidding me billy? You piece of shit.

 

[billymills]

I didn't realise when a user posted a picture of themselves in the photo album, and then wanted to "[crack] jokes about users' characteristics," they couldn't be criticised themselves.

 

[manav95]

Kevin Garrett
Manage to still be considered a good player despite many losses.

 

[DM]

I didn't realise when a user posted a picture of themselves in the photo album, and then wanted to "[crack] jokes about users' characteristics," they couldn't be criticised themselves.

that doesn't change the fact that that is one of the lowest blows I have ever seen on the internet, and you should be ashamed of yourself for stooping to that

 

[ssbbm]

manav95
He is not a mere mortal, but the messiah of Smogon. All hail manav95, the creator of Smogonism!

 

[ssbbm]

Eo
The ability to stall in LC and any metagame he wants to by putting protect on every pokemon.
(Sorry manav, i couldn't resist)

 

[min min]

Eo
The ability to stall in LC and any metagame he wants to by putting protect on every pokemon.
(Sorry manav, i couldn't resist)

To quote someone in the Smogon server on PO, Eo can even stall in a metagame where only Deoxys-A is allowed.

 

[LonelyNess]

Ugh you fuckers just revealed my secret identities now my family is in jeopardy.