I Need To Move On (April Fool's, I'm actually just gfposting)

[Ullar]

Hi smogooneerites,

I know I haven’t been posting as much as of late; I’ve been taking some time to do some deep self-reflection, as several tumultuous events in my life have revealed themselves. First, and most prominently, I’m going to be moving to Chicago soon - this Tuesday, even - to be with the love of my life, that I met over Christmas/New Year’s. We’re just so in love, and I just feel so happy with her - more than I’ve ever felt before in my life. I’m going to stay with her and her two cats, hopefully for the rest of my life. We’re planning on getting a teacup dog named Duck (so we can continue to be duckparents), though we’re not sure what kind of pupper yet. It’s all moving so fast, but in a life like mine, which I’ve riddled with uncertainty, it all just feels so right. As such, I will be stepping away from Smogon (and by extension, Smogoff) for the foreseeable future, as I take some time to move on, from both the good and the bad times I’ve had here.

I wish you all nothing but the best, and hope you wish the same for me. Out of respect for her privacy yet out of a desire to share our love, I’ve posted an ASCII conversion of a picture of us together - I hope that even in text form, it conveys the passion and love we have for each other.

Goodbye (minus porn of Plusle and Minun this time),
Ullar


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[monkfish]

first

 

[Ullar]

im moving to Chicago today, am excited to live with the love of my life

please send positive energy in the form of 'replies' or 'likes' for my flights today

will be a Poster again once I get there and get settled into a routine, ive already got a gig lined up with a somewhat shady bike rental / segway tour place

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

thoughts n prayers

 

[Plague von Karma]

Don't die pls

 

[boo836]

what do you mean "this time?"

 

[Ullar]

what do you mean "this time?"

thanks for the well-wishes and not fixating on a joking reference to something i'd rather not dredge up, and only acknowledged to make the april fool joke more convincing

 

[Ullar]

touched down safely, gf arriving at airport soon

am excited :)

 

[Ullar]

update: she said i was too chickenshit to elope with her next week

she'll eat those words when i pick out an engagement ring. BITCH

 

[adamantazu]

 

[Berks]

i’m living for this

 

[vNatFly]

ok so you say april fools but then write like 4 paragraphs - is this a joke or..?

 

[Ullar]

ok so you say april fools but then write like 4 paragraphs - is this a joke or..?

the title was different on afd

 

[vNatFly]

the title was different on afd

 

[boo836]

thanks for the well-wishes and not fixating on a joking reference to something i'd rather not dredge up, and only acknowledged to make the april fool joke more convincing

Fine. Is your gf also a cartoon rodent?

 

[Ullar]

i commished this for our 6-month anniversary and it came out so goooooooooood

i love her so much

 

[Berks]

if the pic is indicative y’all are cute af, well done

 

[Ullar]

update: we engaged :)

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

grats uller :)

 

[az]

View attachment 388639
update: we engaged :)

did you learn to fuck

 

[Ullar]

did you learn to fuck

took a while but ya

 

[Berks]

king

 

[Ullar]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486504269951995904

classic me, getting ready for my wedding, boy oh boy

 

[Snessy!]

very rare smogoff W

 

[Ullar]

fuck necroposting rules. we just got our marriage license today and im telling all of y'all that

we're havin a lil private ceremony on thursday

im so happy to be marrying my life partner. she inspires me to build myself up and i do my best to return the favor. we saved each other's lives, and i'm just so lucky to even know her. :')