How To Make A Post™

[Fishy]

i had a very serious college assignment demonstrating how to make diagrams to convey business processes, sometimes referred to as an "activity diagram" in the software development world

i was possessed by the idea of making a diagram for "how to make a shitpost" but i couldn't quite figure out a formal way to say "shitpost":

where/when/how does one decide that their post is going to be a shitpost, exactly??? please use this as a guide for your own shitpost methods and then share with the class, ty

 

[Arcticblast]

personally I just post whatever unhinged thought is on my mind at the time

 

[Albatross]

Very interesting project! While I do not have any insight to provide on "shit posting", as I can assure you all of my posts are nothing but absolute quality, I can provide a small glimpse into the whirlwind that is my posting mind

 

[Mace]

maybe just piss on your keyboard until a message appears

- sent on my iPhone

 

[CaffeineBoost]

Very interesting project! While I do not have any insight to provide on "shit posting", as I can assure you all of my posts are nothing but absolute quality, I can provide a small glimpse into the whirlwind that is my posting mind
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post point

 

[Fishy]

Very interesting project! While I do not have any insight to provide on "shit posting", as I can assure you all of my posts are nothing but absolute quality, I can provide a small glimpse into the whirlwind that is my posting mind
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hmmm, I like it. Bold. Concise. In-Your-Face 100% fortitudinous attitude. Some refer to this style as "Original Posting."

 

[aurora]

I have been posting for over a decade and yet I still cannot articulate how or why exactly I do...

 

[Bog Monster]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Centipede's_Dilemma

 

[Lucario]

When they say that you'll have to know the formula to acquire the angle measurements of a triangle as well as the side lengths in school, this is what they meant.

 

[monkfish]

 

[Fishy]

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topical, nailed it. however, i doubt the application of this method when the subject has...... changed. maybe include another arrow?