harry potter in other countries

[xzern]

germany: mein leben! die wanden unt das broomen?! ich bin ein wizard! yippie!!

italy: ahh voledemorte killed a my bellisima mama! ahh!

florida: harry you gotta take the 4 wheeler down the cookies isle at publix to get to orlando community wizard school

afghanistan: (pending)

post your harry potter alternate universe

 

[monkfish]

scotland: arreh pawter ye fookin bawbag

 

[Albatross]

Britaint: ey up lads it's fookin harry from pohtter

 

[monkfish]

australia: ʇunɔ ɐʎ ¡ʎɹɹɐɥ 'pɹɐzᴉʍ ɐ ɹǝʎ

 

[cookie]

Harry Petrov and The Goblet of Rubbing Alcohol

 

[az]

palestine: أنت ساحر يا هاري

israel:

 

[Rugi]

wingardiumu rebiosa lol

 

[cookie]

somewhere in nigeria: "What do you mean Harry Potter isn't a biography? My aunt turned her husband into a goat for cheating on her"

 

[Voltage]

in the mirror universe: " !niɒϱɒ ƨɈnǝɿɒq γm ʜɈiw ǝd nɒɔ I won ˎbǝƨiɿǝ ʇo ɿoɿɿim ǝʜɈ ʜϱυoɿʜɈ bǝqqǝɈƨ bnɒ ǝnoϱ ǝv'I !ʞool ˎbiɿϱɒH woW"

 

[Sijih]

France: Monsieur Potter! S'il ne vient pas de Champagne alors c'est du mousseux !
UAE: [BANNED]

 

[antemortem]

japan: My Hero Hogwarts! Mobile Suit Harry no Potter, directed by Hayao Miyazaki

 

[Mova]

isn't this just british naruto

 

[xzern]

underwater: glug blug blug glug

 

[monkfish]

china: henry porter and the conjuror's rock

 

[Foxxeyy]

fun fact, when i was reading through the french translation of harry potter 5, there was a line that meant 'voldemort raised his wand', and they translated 'wand' as 'baguette'.
that was the hardest i laughed since i discovered morgan treeman, i don't know why

 

[Ehmcee]

fun fact, when i was reading through the french translation of harry potter 5, there was a line that meant 'voldemort raised his wand', and they translated 'wand' as 'baguette'.
that was the hardest i laughed since i discovered morgan treeman, i don't know why

have you not seen the movie

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

god i hate the french

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

not a non-sequiteur btw that's a line from my "true british" version of harry potter. it's the same apart from a line shitting on the french every single chapter! example:

"harry potter must not return to hogwarts this year! or those froggy bastards might get him"

 

[DISTROBRO]

Yeah for the record, baguette actually means "wand" first and "very french bread" second according to my dictionary, since it comes from Latin baculum (wooden stick)
It actually has a lot of different meanings but generally just describes something long and thin

 

[Foxxeyy]

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have you not seen the movie

the movies are vastly unferior

 

[monkfish]

boston: harry pahta and the how do you like them apples

 

[Ironmage]

I really should check if they've actually gone and finished the Latin translation. I didn't end up reading the series as a kid so that was going to be my first time through.

 

[phoopes]

I really should check if they've actually gone and finished the Latin translation. I didn't end up reading the series as a kid so that was going to be my first time through.

When Snape kills Dumbledore that’ll really make it a dead language

 

[boo836]

United States Trilogy: Harry Potter and the Hysteria of Critical Muggle Theory, Harry Potter and the History Course On Why Death Eaters Are Actually The Good Guys, and Harry Potter and the Quiet Kids Who Make All the Popular Half-Bloods Pay
Wales: Harry Potter and the Insurmountable Language Barrier (It's LeviTOASTa, not Levi-Tos-Tah)
Belgium: Harry Potter and the Capacity of Unimaginable Cruelty Possessed By Francophones
Afghanistan: Harry Potter and the Mugwump Mujahideen (Basically the Order of the Phoenix except the CIA gave them Stingers)
Saudi Arabia: Harry Potter and the Worship of No God But Allah
Hungary: Harry Potter and the Minister Approved Curriculum
Israel: Harry Potter and Actually the Goblins Are Supposed To Be Coded As Arabs
Kentucky: Harry Potter and the Family More Inbred Than The Lestranges
Netherlands: Harry Potter and the Continued Use of Parchment In Humid Floodplains