Simple: Yours and your pokemon's life turns simpler than stone edge age.
Contrary:Your pokemon does the contrary to what you command, commanding it to attack opponent mon will make it attack you.
Motor drive: If you are playing with the switch and this ability activates, the switch absorbs all the electricity it gets access to(in the range of 30 ft), and starts automatically playing 500 cc Mario kart 11(or 12 if it exists at that time)
Wonder guard: This pokemon is immune to everything, even yveltal.
Pickpocket:When this ability activates, the mon will steal everything that the opponent trainer have while also stealing the mons and their items and even the nintendo switch
Ball fetch: [insert lenny face here] Fetches all the balls in the radius of 10 ft
Drought:Summons drought in real life
Drizzle: Summons rain in real life
Snow warning: Summons hail in real life
Sand stream: Summons sandstorm in real life
Corrosion: Your switch starts corroding
Compound eyes: Projectile attacks hit from every angle(may hit ally and trainer too)
Why did I waste an hour of my life thinking about shitposting