EPIC Warstory: LTP vs MarioSonic44

This is a truly epic ladder match battle between me and MarioSonic. The rules were standard ladder match rules:

Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause.

The teams:

Mine:


MarioSonic:



Now, lets begin:

MarioSonic44 sent out Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
LickThePaint sent out Yanmega (lvl 100 Yanmega ?).
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Yanmega lost 100% of its health.
LickThePaint's Yanmega fainted.

Okay, I stupidly thought that Yanmega was faster than Starmie. What a bad move. One turn in and it's 5 - 6 MS... Great... -_-
Well, it took no Life Orb damage, so at this point I stupidly assume it has specs, so I switch in my Ice resist / special wall.


MarioSonic44: rofl
LickThePaint: Forgot how quick that starfish is

Astrohawke has entered the room.
LickThePaint switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Player12 has entered the room.
MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!

I assume it's the Trap Passing set, so I switch to my Phazer, and he even has a Light Screen up to stop Starmie doing too much.

LickThePaint switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Blastoise was trapped!

I guess I was right. Now to Roar it out.

Umbreon used Toxic.
Blastoise was badly poisoned!
Blastoise used Roar.
MarioSonic44 switched in Hitmonlee (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ?).
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 6% of its health.

Damn, that's not good. I don't have an aromatheropist on my team, and 'Stoise doesn't have rest. On top of that, I got pwn by a Hitmonlee in the previous match, so I deiced to scout it it's attack.

MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Blastoise used Protect.
Blastoise protected itself!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.

Damnit, outpredicted. Hopefully it'll use Tbolt, so I switch in my immune.

LickThePaint: I hate that thing
Astrohawke: I love it

LickThePaint switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Gliscor...

Woop, I was right. I still wasn't sure on the item, but I didn't wanna take the risk of loosing Gliscor so early; it's my best shot at taking down the Hitmon, so In comes my Ice resist again.


Astrohawke: it close combats stuff
LickThePaint switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 5% of its health.
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 5% of its health.

So it isn't Specs'd then, and it can't have lefties 'cause shoddy would've said by now... That means it's either got wise glasses, expert belt or some strange berry. Either way, I wanna try and toxic it in case it stays in, or hit whatever he switches in.


MarioSonic44: rofl
LickThePaint: ^_^

MarioSonic44 switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Bronzong used Toxic.
Houndoom was badly poisoned!
Houndoom is hurt by poison!
Houndoom lost 6% of its health.

Awesome, that thing won't last long now it's poisoned, now lets get my fire resist out there.


Astrohawke: uh oh
LickThePaint switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Houndoom used Nasty Plot.
Houndoom's special attack was sharply raised.
Houndoom is hurt by poison!
Houndoom lost 12% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 6% of its health.

Dark Pulse shouldn't KO with Blastoise's high defenses, but mine is EV'd in physical defense so it'll probably be a 2HKO. Either way, I wanna try and take it down.


Astrohawke: it's time on this planet is limited now
MarioSonic44: HMMMMMMMMMM

Blastoise used Aqua Jet.
It's super effective!
Houndoom lost 48% of its health.
Houndoom used Dark Pulse.
Blastoise lost 65% of its health.
Houndoom is hurt by poison!
Houndoom lost 19% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.

Awesome, it has about 15% left now, so Another Aqua Jet will rape it royally...


Astrohawke: wow
MarioSonic44: lawl
Player12: very limited
LickThePaint: <3 Bastoise

Astrohawke: switch it out
MarioSonic44 switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Blastoise used Aqua Jet.
Dusknoir lost 12% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 18% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.

...Or he could switch in a wall to take the hit >_< Blastoise is near dead anyway, and his job is done; the oponant's fire type is severely crippled, so I may as well try and get in a bit of damage in.

Astrohawke: it can kill something later
Blastoise used Aqua Jet.
Dusknoir lost 12% of its health.
Dusknoir used Will-o-wisp.
Dusknoir's attack missed!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 11% of its health.
LickThePaint's Blastoise fainted.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.

Damn, it has WoW (as if it wouldn't...) so I switch in my status taker.

MarioSonic44: almost used pain split xD
LickThePaint switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Dusknoir used Will-o-wisp.
Bronzong was burned!
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Bronzong was hurt by its burn!
Bronzong lost 12% of its health.

Thought I might as well get a screen up in case he switched to Houndoom. Also, damnit, if only he had painsplit'd :( Time to cripple his wall.

Dusknoir used Thunderpunch.
Bronzong lost 15% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Dusknoir was badly poisoned!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir is hurt by poison!
Dusknoir lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Bronzong was hurt by its burn!
Bronzong lost 12% of its health.

Okay, now to bring it down...

Dusknoir used Shadow Sneak.
Bronzong lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Dusknoir lost 7% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir is hurt by poison!
Dusknoir lost 12% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
Bronzong was hurt by its burn!
Bronzong lost 12% of its health.

...Or not... Damn burn!

Dusknoir used Thunderpunch.
Bronzong lost 14% of its health.
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 64% of its health.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir is hurt by poison!
Dusknoir lost 18% of its health.

Well, at least he's not burnt any more.


Dusknoir used Pain Split.
Dusknoir restored 23% of its health.
Bronzong lost 20% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir is hurt by poison!
Dusknoir lost 24% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Ah well, I can just rest off the damage later.

Astrohawke: ouch
Astrohawke: gg nor

MarioSonic44 switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Houndoom is hurt by poison!
Houndoom lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Damn, what a horrible time for screen to run out, and my main fire resist is dead, so I use my backup...

Astrohawke: noir*

LickThePaint switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Houndoom used Flamethrower.
A critical hit!
Gliscor lost 100% of its health.
LickThePaint's Gliscor fainted.
Houndoom is hurt by poison!
Houndoom lost 9% of its health.
MarioSonic44's Houndoom fainted.

...And watch him get haxed to death :(

LickThePaint: BALLS
Astrohawke: see it was worth saving it
MarioSonic44: WIN
Astrohawke: lol
MarioSonic44: NO MOAR SWITCHING
LickThePaint: So it could hax my poor lil' Glissy? :'(

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
LickThePaint switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Bronzong was trapped!
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Toxic.
Umbreon was badly poisoned!
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Woop, his days are numbered now :)

MarioSonic44: synchronize should work on steel pokemon t(;-;t)
LickThePaint: Well no
MarioSonic44: rofl
Umbreon used Baton Pass.
MarioSonic44: who should i switch to
MarioSonic44: :o
Astrohawke: starmie
MarioSonic44: nah

MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 2% of its health.

Great, a biased audience :( Ah well, I expected Starmie anyway, and went for screen.

Astrohawke: it can crit with surf
MarioSonic44: great
LickThePaint: And why are you guys so biased to him :{
MarioSonic44: rofl

Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 15% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Starmie was badly poisoned!
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

I can't KO 'cause I'm running Earthquake > Gyro Ball, so I force a switch.

Astrohawke: because yanmega suxxors

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 17% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Sweet, I predicted right ^_^ Now his Trap Passer is gonna have to heal, meaning I get to switch my rapist in.

LickThePaint switched in Infernape (lvl 100 Infernape ?).
Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 23% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.

He'll probably expect a CC and switch in Dusk, so I take advantage of the switch.


MarioSonic44 switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Infernape used Nasty Plot.
Infernape's special attack was sharply raised.
Dusknoir's leftovers restored its health a little!
Dusknoir restored 6% of its health.
Dusknoir is hurt by poison!
Dusknoir lost 6% of its health.

Sweet, I was right again :)

Astrohawke: haha
Twilight_ has entered the room.
Astrohawke: dead

MarioSonic44: quite a crowd :o
Infernape used Flamethrower.
Dusknoir lost 73% of its health.
MarioSonic44's Dusknoir fainted.
Infernape lost 10% of its health.
Infernape's light screen wore off!

Damn, now the screen is down, Starmie can easily kill it.


LickThePaint: 'Cause we're awesome lol

MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Astrohawke: why didnt you just switch to starmie
MarioSonic44: starmie cant take shit
LickThePaint switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 29% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Cap'n stall is back, time to get a screen up.

MarioSonic44 switched in Hitmonlee (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Damnit. With Gliscor dead, I switch to my backup counter for fighters of this sort.

MarioSonic44: brozong can suck my balls
Astrohawke: stop forming light screens
Twilight_: Bongzongz.
Twilight_: =D
Astrohawke: brick break its ass
LickThePaint: Zong says: Meet me after the match
Astrohawke: teach him to light screen

LickThePaint switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Mesprit lost 21% of its health.
Hitmonlee's defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee's special defence was lowered.
Mesprit's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mesprit restored 6% of its health.

Sweet, now to cripple it.

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Mesprit used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Mesprit's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mesprit restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

Or not... Time to get outta there.

Twilight_: I love mesprit.
Twilight_: My favorite of the 3.

Mesprit used U-turn.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Umbreon lost 49% of its health.
LickThePaint switched in Infernape (lvl 100 Infernape ?).
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Infernape was trapped!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.

He'll probably switch to Starmie, so I try to hit it a bit.


Infernape used Grass Knot.
A critical hit!
Umbreon lost 30% of its health.
Infernape lost 10% of its health.
Umbreon used Baton Pass.
MarioSonic44: awesome
LickThePaint: Lol 2x Crithax, sorry xD
MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).

Damnit, I forgot about baton pass >_>

Starmie used Surf.
It's super effective!
Infernape lost 80% of its health.
LickThePaint's Infernape fainted.
Infernape's light screen wore off!

:( Bye bye 'Nape...

Astrohawke: wow
LickThePaint: My poor baboon :(
Astrohawke: no switch?
LickThePaint: Mean look
MarioSonic44: mean look trapped
Twilight_: Mean look trapped.
Astrohawke: oh
Astrohawke: missed that

LickThePaint switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Went for screen in case Starmie stayed in. Time to try and get rid of that dog.


Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 16% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Damn I hate moonlight, ah well, it has low PP-.-

Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 15% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 18% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

... And so a stall war starts. Feel free to skip the next bits...

Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 47% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 15% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 24% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 0% of its health.

...

Umbreon used Mean Look.
Bronzong was trapped!
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 30% of its health.

...

Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 16% of its health.
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 37% of its health.

...

Player12: toxic vs recovery
Twilight_ has left the room.
Player12: - -

Umbreon used Baton Pass.
Player12: next one is 42%
MarioSonic44 switched in Hitmonlee (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ?).
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Hitmonlee lost 53% of its health.

...


MarioSonic44: fuck...
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
Bronzong lost 54% of its health.
Hitmonlee's defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee's special defence was lowered.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Hitmonlee lost 47% of its health.
MarioSonic44's Hitmonlee fainted.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Well I'm glad that's over, and his Hitmonlee is dead :) Also, he has about 1 Moonlight left on his crippled Umbreon.


MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Player12: stall it ftw
Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 30% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Starmie was badly poisoned!
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Damn, now my 'Zong is crippled >_<

MarioSonic44: ues
MarioSonic44: yes
LickThePaint: BOLLOCKS

LickThePaint switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Starmie used Surf.
A critical hit!
Mesprit lost 75% of its health.
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 12% of its health.
Mesprit's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mesprit restored 6% of its health.

Damn crit >_<

Starmie used Surf.
Mesprit lost 23% of its health.
LickThePaint's Mesprit fainted.
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 18% of its health.

Lets hope I get lucky...

LickThePaint switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).
Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 28% of its health.
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 100% of its health.
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 24% of its health.

YES!

MarioSonic44: wtf :\
LickThePaint: THANK GOD
MarioSonic44: bullshit damage

MarioSonic44 switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Bronzong is fast asleep!

Lol, dunno what he thought Mamo would do, scouting for Heatproof maybe?

Player12: does your starmie have recovery mario?
MarioSonic44: lol no
Player12: haha biting you in the ass
Astrohawke: wow no recover starmie
Astrohawke: gg

Player12: >_>
Mamoswine used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 18% of its health.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

I guess not...

MarioSonic44: rofl
LickThePaint: LOL
MarioSonic44: im gonna kill myself

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Toxic.
Bronzong's attack missed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Oops, guess that wasn't a great move... Should've 'Quaked.

Astrohawke: that bronzong is gonna win it for you
Astrohawke: amazing

Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 50% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 16% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 5% of its health.

Eugh, more stall... Feel free to jump again.

Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 27% of its health.
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 17% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 18% of its health.

...

Umbreon used Moonlight.
Umbreon restored 29% of its health.
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 24% of its health.

...

MarioSonic44 switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!

...

MarioSonic44: rofl
MarioSonic44: lets try something
Player12: ITS HEATPROOF ZOMG
Player12: D: D: D:

Bronzong makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Mamoswine used Earthquake.
Mamoswine's attack missed!
Bronzong used Toxic.
Mamoswine was badly poisoned!
Mamoswine is hurt by poison!
Mamoswine lost 6% of its health.

Well, now Mamo is crippled too...

Astrohawke: haha owned
MarioSonic44: :'(
LickThePaint: No.. lol
Player12: oh dear -.-
Astrohawke: now you lost
Player12: switch to starmie
Player12: make him waste EQs
Player12: whats his set
Player12: EQ/Toxic/Rest/?
Player12: SR?
MarioSonic44: light screen
Player12: oh
Astrohawke: it really doesn't matter

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Toxic.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

Moar stallage...

Astrohawke: you can kill everything eventually with toxic
Player12: well thats only
Player12: how much PP is toxic?
Player12: 5 or 10
Player12: b4 ppup
MarioSonic44: its 10
Player12: ok
MarioSonic44: so 16
Player12: thats 80 PP in total
MarioSonic44: fuck gamefreak, next time give moonlight 10 pp
Player12: challengers
Player12: begin your switching

MarioSonic44 switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Mamoswine is hurt by poison!
Mamoswine lost 6% of its health.

...

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 16% of its health.
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

...

MarioSonic44 switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Mamoswine is hurt by poison!
Mamoswine lost 6% of its health.

...

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

...

MarioSonic44 switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Mamoswine lost 22% of its health.
Mamoswine is hurt by poison!
Mamoswine lost 6% of its health.

...

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

FFS... When does this end?!

MarioSonic44 switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Mamoswine lost 23% of its health.
Mamoswine is hurt by poison!
Mamoswine lost 6% of its health.

Not yet...

Astrohawke: stop switching around
Player12: lol
MarioSonic44: nah
LickThePaint: lol
Player12: what item was starmie again
Player12: hey i know
MarioSonic44: expert belt, rofl
Player12: you can freeze him with ice fang
Player12: then surf kill
Astrohawke: YEA
Player12: ftw.

Mamoswine used Ice Fang.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 19% of its health.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Mamoswine is hurt by poison!
Mamoswine lost 5% of its health.
MarioSonic44's Mamoswine fainted.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Woop, 1 down :)

LickThePaint: lol
MarioSonic44: too late
LickThePaint: Good luck with that
LickThePaint: lmao
Player12: ok go to starmie
Player12: use ice beam
Player12: freeze
Player12: then surf to death

MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Player12: guaranteed win
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 9% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Starmie was badly poisoned!
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Best I can to to Starmie is force switches...

Player12: switch
MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 16% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Eugh.. When does it die?!

Player12: moonlight!
MarioSonic44: i have no more left...
LickThePaint: No PP left
Player12: why did you waste so many moonlights before
LickThePaint: lol
Astrohawke: haha
MarioSonic44: not like i would have enough for now anyway
Astrohawke: dead
Player12: not dead yet
MarioSonic44: this shit went on for like 15 turns
LickThePaint: It only has 8 PP with max PP ups
Player12: sac umbreon and use tbolt instead

Umbreon used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Bronzong...
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

...

Player12: you can fp him to death

Umbreon used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Bronzong...
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 18% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 3% of its health.

Still stalling...

Player12: it has a greater likelyhood

MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!

We done yet?


MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Earthquake.
Umbreon lost 15% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

NO!

Player12: how many EQs?
Umbreon used Toxic.
It doesn't affect Bronzong...
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.

How about now?

LickThePaint: 0
Player12: lol
Player12: toxics?
LickThePaint: 6

MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Bronzong's light screen wore off!

No...


Player12: ok
Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 32% of its health.
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Now?


Player12: just 6 misses and you got the win
Player12: use tbolt wtf
LickThePaint: lol
Astrohawke: lol
Astrohawke: no
Player12: para!

Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 5% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Bronzong's attack missed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz........

Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 5% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Starmie was badly poisoned!
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Woop, like 14% on Star now :D

Astrohawke: haha
Player12: ok switch

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Back to the stall...


Player12: switch back
MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Oi, you still awake?

MarioSonic44: i know >_>
Player12: lol

Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Bronzong lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

*Snore*

Player12: freeze him now
Player12: go go go

Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Bronzong's attack missed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

*Snore*

Astrohawke: omg you should have saved eq
MarioSonic44: yes, ty for the info
Player12: 3 to go!

LickThePaint: I know that now >_>
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 9% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Starmie was badly poisoned!
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Looks like Zong is bored too...

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 22% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

Zzz

MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Bronzong is fast asleep!

Zzz

Player12: hahaha
Player12: lol

Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 32% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Ya' know, you could just scroll to the next bit where I write more that "Zzz"

Player12: bronzong's going to win with struggle
Player12: LOL
MarioSonic44: shit
Astrohawke: lol
MarioSonic44: nah
Astrohawke: toxic it
Astrohawke: now!
LickThePaint: In like 20 turns time
LickThePaint: My god
MarioSonic44: he he has lots of rests
LickThePaint: This is as bad as my battle last night
MarioSonic44: im gonna get a crit eventually
Starmie used Surf.
A critical hit!
Bronzong lost 57% of its health.
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

That was a close one

sskr7 has entered the room.

Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 15% of its health.
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 92% of its health.

Zzz

Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz

Player12: -.-
Player12: dont attack him

Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 11% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz


Player12: keep switching instead
Player12: PP waste
Astrohawke: no
Astrohawke: toxicate stuff

Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Toxic.
Starmie was badly poisoned!
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz


Player12: how many toxics now?
MarioSonic44: LOL WUT
Player12: 1?

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz

LickThePaint: About 1
Astrohawke: 4

sskr7 has left the room.
MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz

Player12: lol...
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 5% of its health.
Bronzong used Toxic.
Starmie was badly poisoned!
Starmie is hurt by poison!
Starmie lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 5% of its health.

Zzz

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

Zzz

MarioSonic44: oh shit
MarioSonic44 switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Bronzong used Light Screen.
But it failed!

Zzz

Player12: ok
Player12: this is hilarious
LickThePaint: Why didn't I get SR up? >_<
LickThePaint: lol
Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 5% of its health.
Bronzong was frozen solid!
Bronzong is frozen solid!

Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 5% of its health.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!! GODDAMNIT! I hate hax!

MarioSonic44: YES
Player12: OMG
Player12: YES
Astrohawke: sucky you're with aami
Player12: too bad light screen is up

Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 16% of its health.
Bronzong is frozen solid!
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

THAW!!

MarioSonic44: ;-;
Player12: for 1 more turn
Astrohawke: too bad starmie is weak
Player12: ok
Player12: its down now

Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 19% of its health.
Bronzong is frozen solid!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Please?!

LickThePaint: THAW
Player12: so
Player12: 4 surfs

Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 21% of its health.
Bronzong is frozen solid!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

PRETTY please?!

Astrohawke: he has no surfs
Player12: 25% defrost rate

Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 32% of its health.
Bronzong is frozen solid!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

I'll cry if you don't! ='(

Astrohawke: hahahaha
Astrohawke: uh oh

Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 28% of its health.
Bronzong was defrosted!
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 91% of its health.

Good Zong :)

MarioSonic44: FUCK
Player12: ...
Astrohawke: lucky
LickThePaint: YESS
Player12: why were you not surfing wtf.
MarioSonic44: i thought light screen was up
LickThePaint: I'M lucky?!
Astrohawke: hahahahaha
LickThePaint: He froze me ffs lol

Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Now back to the stallage...

Player12: mario sonic
Player12: dont attack him
Astrohawke: you defrosted just in time
Player12: i have a plan
Astrohawke: no
LickThePaint: Lol

Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 18% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz

Astrohawke: I have a plan to help LTP win
Player12: umbreon can take 1 of bronzong's struggles
LickThePaint: What's that?
Player12: (i hope -.-)
Astrohawke: nope
Astrohawke: it cant
Player12: so
LickThePaint: Not at 4% HP
Player12: you just keep switching
Player12: until he struggles

Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 20% of its health.
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Zzz

Starmie used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 5% of its health.
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 34% of its health.

Zzz


MarioSonic44: freeze bitch
Astrohawke: you can do it

Starmie used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 4% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 4% of its health.

Zzz


Player12: how many rests/light screens are left?
MarioSonic44: time to lower some sp def
Astrohawke: ...
Astrohawke: you could have done that before
Astrohawke: you idiot
MarioSonic44: rofl
LickThePaint: lol
MarioSonic44: :p
Player12: ...psychic starmie =.=
Player12: gengar hater D:
MarioSonic44: :O

Starmie used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 4% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 4% of its health.

Zzz


Starmie used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 4% of its health.
Bronzong's special defence was lowered.
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 4% of its health.

Oh for fuck's sake!

MarioSonic44: awsome
Astrohawke: how many surfs do you have left?
Shin Atomoz has entered the room.
Player12: how many surfs left?
MarioSonic44: 10 surfs
Player12: wow
Player12: you won

Starmie used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's light screen wore off!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Well, I'm fucked...


Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 46% of its health.
Bronzong is fast asleep!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

Well, I tried...

Player12: they all do 45% now
Astrohawke: psychic until he is -6 and then surf it to death
Player12: dont waste now

Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 46% of its health.
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.

:O Could I possilbly come back from the brink of defeat!?


Starmie used Surf.
Bronzong lost 21% of its health.
LickThePaint's Bronzong fainted.
MarioSonic44 wins!

No... Ah well, well played, my friend :)


Props:

My oponant, for a really awesome battle... Even if it did seem to never end.
Blasoise, for crippling Houndoor who would've raped me otherwise.
Bronzong, for pure stallage
Infernape, for getting in a kill
The spectators, for making that horiible stall-a-thon somewhat bareable. Thanks guys! :)

Slops:
Some horrid mistakes by me
Gliscor and Yanmega, for just sort of... dying :/
Stallage :/
Mespirit, for not getting a chance to do much


Anyway, thanks for a great, albiet drawn out, game, MS :)

Hope you enjoyed the warstory
-LTP :)
 
That took a lifetime to read. Nice warstory, you should've had him. hax :(

You played that game very well.

Great read.
Playing it was so much worse lol, I was very tempted to just run xD

And ah well, hax happens all the time, and we can't help it, no need getting sour over it ^_^
 
Sloppy (Yanmega and Gliscor deaths) and boring (too many wall wars/toxic stall/just nothing going on)
Incase you didn't see, Gliscor died to hax. And yes, I am aware it was a bit long, and if you read it properly, you'd notice that I took the piss outta that a bit.
Now, if you don't like it, good for you, but there's no need to be so blunt about it.
 

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I hate to admit that I just scrolled through most of it. >.<

Maybe a bit more cleaning up of the log could have helped. Thanks for sharing though, looks like you guys both fought hard.

note: Don't really like guys who don't take the effort to write warstories but criticize those who do. >_>

edit: The fact that flamethrower did 100% off of critical hit means it could have 2 hko'd you even without hax, meaning you would have been just as dead.
 

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All fairness with you complaining about Freeze and Psychic was not hax. Did you see how many times he attacked you? Eventually the secondary effect had to come into play. It was just a matter of time.

Also in regards to Gliscor, it was definitely dead anyway. I have absolutely no idea why you decided to switch him in as his Sp. Def isnt that great and he doesn't resist either of Houndoom's STAB attacks.
 
I wasn't complaining about freeze or sdef drop hax... lol
And yeah, the Houndoom crit was a 2HKO (possible OHKO), but Houndoom would've died from toxic afterwards.

And I was expecting flamethrower, and I thought ground resisted fire. :/

And I was thinking of cleaning it a bit, but I wanted to people to realize how goddamn long it was.. Tbh, I expected people to skip a lot of it xD
 
Yes, what an epic warstory. So epic that you wrote "ZZZ"s through 2/3 of it.

Just cut through the log a bit. We didn't need to hear that Starmie got Leftovers every turn, we just need to know she has them. Another trick is to put
[insert stall rounds]
or something.

On a side note, I think I've faced that Blastoise before. It kept ruining my CurseRegisteel's fun with Roar, so I got ticked off and Exploded, but Protect ruined that. D=
 
In pokemon, when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object, hax inevitably occurs.

If this simple law didn't exist, you would have won. But since it does, you were pretty much out of luck when you used up your last Toxic.
 
Its enjoyable so far (says the guy who uses friggen Stallrein in Ladder matches >_<), but I just wanna point this out now, instead of when I'm done reading:

MarioSonic44: brozong can suck my balls
Astrohawke: stop forming light screens
Twilight_: Bongzongz.
Twilight_: =D
Astrohawke: brick break its ass
LickThePaint: Zong says: Meet me after the match
Astrohawke: teach him to light screen

LickThePaint switched in Mesprit (lvl 100 Mesprit).
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Mesprit lost 21% of its health.
Hitmonlee's defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee's special defence was lowered.
Mesprit's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mesprit restored 6% of its health.

Sweet, now to cripple it.

MarioSonic44 switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Mesprit used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Mesprit's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mesprit restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
Umbreon is hurt by poison!
Umbreon lost 6% of its health.

Or not... Time to get outta there.
Hitmonlee should have limber if it uses Close Combat over Hi Jump Kick. Reckless only boosts Hi Jump Kick's damage, thus it is a Limber Hitmonlee and thus immune to paralysis.
 
Sadly, "EPIC" doesn't describe this battle and "Epic" or even "epic" wouldn't either. It was a sloppy fight with a lot of good old-fashioned, boring D/P stallage. Good job on getting Toxic onto his team, but your slops FAR outweighed your props. *shrug*
 
Why you didn't switch Gliscor into Hitmonlee earlier and MEsprit into Starmie was beyond me. The warstory would have been alot better had you made no mistakes.

Yet, for some reason, I enjoyed the entire warstory and read the entire thing. It reminded me of days in Advance where I would have to outstall or stallbreak.
 
Awesome story. I always like seeing stall matches, and thins was awesome. Stalling his team with Toxic... How nice. I read the wehole thing. It was epic. I was glued to the spot the whole match. Too bad hax killed you in the end...
 
My god, I enjoyed this story but it was long as hell.

Very, very close though, I'm tempted to use your bronzong set now :D
 
I wouldn't quite say that, Dragontamer. His Mesprit does have that 80/105 HP/SpDef, is immune to Toxic Spikes, and should have Thunderbolt. Although your team itself will fuck him over,(Weavile I think) it's not like he will fail utterly. Nonetheless, his team needs a Wisher badly, as well as other things.

Remember that a good team is never trully done, and an experienced battler isn't easily defeated. It took yu 2 hours to read the Warstory!!!
 
In pokemon, when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object, hax inevitably occurs.

If this simple law didn't exist, you would have won. But since it does, you were pretty much out of luck when you used up your last Toxic.
lol im putting this in my sig

good match btw too bad i havent had any as good lately
 

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You switched Gliscor into Houndoom instead of Infernape?!? Infernape is like the perfect counter for Houndoom. Resists Flamethrower, Dark Pulse, HP Grass/Ice, and it's faster.

Plus, the opponent had a 3x Fighting weakness to exploit.
 
You switched Gliscor into Houndoom instead of Infernape?!? Infernape is like the perfect counter for Houndoom. Resists Flamethrower, Dark Pulse, HP Grass/Ice, and it's faster.

Plus, the opponent had a 3x Fighting weakness to exploit.
This.
 
Hmmm... that was less epic than expected, although not quite unepic enough to flame. It was a good read, I like the long ones, it just got a bit boring
 

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