[CAUTION] smogoff superlaxatives [CAUTION]

[monkfish]

guys if i were you i would avoid the communal forum toilets. seriously give it at least 30 minutes

 

[CaffeineBoost]

what if caffeineboost was called caffeinepoops.lol

 

[Mace]

Have piss threads evolved?

 

[cookie]

RIP bob saget

 

[antemortem]

i’ve secured the perimter with caution tape we should be good after another 30 mins

 

[Fishy]

RIP bob saget

 

[xzern]

one time this guy came in when we were about to close and i said sorry man were closed and he was like Ugh... ok.. can i use your bathroom? and i was like ok. sure. i was under the impression he just had to piss but had i known the gates of hell were going to open up directly through his rectum i would have said no. who the hell comes into a place when you are about to close and takes a 20 minute shit. unreal

 

[xzern]

they call it a rest room but im fighting for my life in here