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1v1 Premier League Team Power Rankings (as determined by cuteness! ☆ﾟ.*(ᗒωᗕ)*.☆ﾟ)
Oh, and uh, regular Power Rankings, if you'd want those, for some reason..
Frozen Articunos
Quantity doesn't quite surpass quality for this team. Not even the "nya" at the end of Chaitanya's name can excuse the absolutely not cute things that happen in Monotype.
| Elo Bandit | 12500 |
| skysolo14 | 10000 |
| Squirtell 1v1 | 8500 |
| Chaitanya | 6000 |
| JediR | 5000 |
| The Mushy Potato | 4500 |
| RaJ.Shoot | 4000 |
| Boat (phiwings99) | 4000 |
| maroon | 3500 |
| Jirachirelia | 3500 |
| GeneralGunderson | 3500 |
| ThatCabbageGuy | 3000 |
| ThePanthar | 3000 |
| Ape711 | 3000 |
| 187 Fan | 3000 |
| PartChandelure | 3000 |
Quantity doesn't quite surpass quality for this team. Not even the "nya" at the end of Chaitanya's name can excuse the absolutely not cute things that happen in Monotype.
Hellfire Heatrans
While these guys do have a powerful lineup in the coolness category, their only saving grace in cuteness is Joker 1v1.
| UBERLandon21 | 21000 |
| motogp | 13500 |
| TogliBabineBoeuf | 13000 |
| XSTATIC COLD | 9500 |
| Joker 1v1 | 8500 |
| ima | 7500 |
| alive | 6000 |
| London13 | 4500 |
| I'm actually Cash | 3500 |
| Waylaid | 3000 |
While these guys do have a powerful lineup in the coolness category, their only saving grace in cuteness is Joker 1v1.
Juuling Jumpluffs
Frankly, I'm not quite sure what even to say about the team itself. Jumpluff itself is a very cute Pokemon, and they get bonus points for blondesasukeuchiha, suapah, and Anime Sans having cute profile pictures.
| SoulWind | 24500 |
| ryyjyywyy | 19500 |
| CrashinBoomBang | 8000 |
| suapah | 7500 |
| blondesasukeuchiha | 4000 |
| Fertile Crescent | 4000 |
| allheaven | 3500 |
| DenisTheMenace | 3000 |
| ShuckleDeath | 3000 |
| Anime Sans | 3000 |
Frankly, I'm not quite sure what even to say about the team itself. Jumpluff itself is a very cute Pokemon, and they get bonus points for blondesasukeuchiha, suapah, and Anime Sans having cute profile pictures.
Metroboomin Megarays
OM room alone acts as the main source of this team's cute power, though he's packing strong support from Close, Nuked, Jytcampbell, Freddy Kyogre, AND Poison Adhesive's avatars.
| Leru | 10500 |
| neomon | 10500 |
| Close | 8500 |
| Wrath of Alakazam | 8000 |
| Talah | 8000 |
| OM room | 7000 |
| Ferno | 6500 |
| z0mOG | 5500 |
| Poison Adhesive | 5500 |
| Jytcampbell | 4000 |
| p2 | 3000 |
| Nuked | 3000 |
OM room alone acts as the main source of this team's cute power, though he's packing strong support from Close, Nuked, Jytcampbell, Freddy Kyogre, AND Poison Adhesive's avatars.
Ecstatic Escargots
This team's got a strong edge with the cute combo of Wishes, Blazikin, and Bubbie (Whaleeeee), in addition to Chloe as manager, and even Kowasabii's name being Kawaii with a few extra letters.
| TonyFlygon | 27000 |
| Blazikin | 19500 |
| Whaleeeee | 15000 |
| Lancer Fr | 10000 |
| ayedan | 7000 |
| Kowasabii | 5500 |
| wishes | 5000 |
| BigPimpin12 | 5000 |
| roman | 3000 |
| SilvioGiovanna | 3000 |
This team's got a strong edge with the cute combo of Wishes, Blazikin, and Bubbie (Whaleeeee), in addition to Chloe as manager, and even Kowasabii's name being Kawaii with a few extra letters.
Pixilated Porygons
Managed by the 3rd cutest user on all of Showdown, the Porygons definitely have some good cute picks with Catalystic, Magma, Eriey, and even MaceMaster. They've also got solid support coming from the avatars of Pigeons and Xayah.
| MaceMaster | 26000 |
| Wanonymous1616 | 18000 |
| Pigeons | 10500 |
| Magma | 9000 |
| Catalystic | 5500 |
| OminouslyDarkened | 5000 |
| Arifeen | 4000 |
| Xayah | 4000 |
| Eriey | 4000 |
| Shyom | 4000 |
Managed by the 3rd cutest user on all of Showdown, the Porygons definitely have some good cute picks with Catalystic, Magma, Eriey, and even MaceMaster. They've also got solid support coming from the avatars of Pigeons and Xayah.
Playful Panchams
The Playful Panchams have a massive advantage by having easily the cutest team name and mascot, they even back it up with their cute manager Chickenpie2, followed by the adorable avatars of SolarflareRo, Kaif, and Osra. They've even got the lowkey cute user Iron Crusher bringing the team together.
| Osra | 24000 |
| Iron Crusher | 22000 |
| AllFourtyOne | 10000 |
| Hijasu | 8000 |
| Kaif | 6000 |
| SolarflareRo | 4000 |
| TGC United | 3000 |
| Tom842 | 3000 |
The Playful Panchams have a massive advantage by having easily the cutest team name and mascot, they even back it up with their cute manager Chickenpie2, followed by the adorable avatars of SolarflareRo, Kaif, and Osra. They've even got the lowkey cute user Iron Crusher bringing the team together.
RPS Rhyperiors
By far the cutest team of all. Despite Rhyperior being anything but cute as a team mascot, Djokra, akaFila, DJ Breloominati, and martha all combine to conquer the category of cuteness, with sizable support from the avatars of Havens, TJ, and Cynara.
| Knuckstrike | 17000 |
| TheShadowClaw | 12000 |
| akaFila | 10000 |
| martha | 8000 |
| WailJesus | 7500 |
| Dj Breloominati♬ | 7000 |
| Havens | 6500 |
| GL Volkner | 6000 |
| TJ | 6000 |
| DezShizzels | 5500 |
| Sage | 4500 |
| Caasi | 4000 |
| Cynara | 3000 |
| Jase The World | 3000 |
By far the cutest team of all. Despite Rhyperior being anything but cute as a team mascot, Djokra, akaFila, DJ Breloominati, and martha all combine to conquer the category of cuteness, with sizable support from the avatars of Havens, TJ, and Cynara.
8. Frozen Articunos. They've got a lot of moderate to good SM players, but uh, that's about it.
7. RPS Rhyperiors. Even though they've got a killer 2v2 slot with Fireeee and a very competent SM player in WailJesus, they're gonna have to pool together all their remaining resources and hope for the best.
6. Pixilated Porygons. There are definitely some good players here between UOP, Mace, Magma, Eriey, Shyom(?), and Wanonymous, but most of them specialize in SM, which means that a lot of teaching will need to be done for oldgens and 2v2.
5. Metroboomin Megarays. While they do have solid teambuilding support from Freddy and WoA for SM, a lot of pressure is gonna be put on OM room and Poison Adhesive (I think) to pick up the slack for the oldgens, while also seemingly having nobody for 2v2.
4. Hellfire Heatrans. While they are considerably stacked, in terms of the players they have, an issue I can foresee is communication. Landon and XSC are basically the main muscle of the team, but really don't talk much at all, which means that motogp and Baleblaze are going to have to do most of the heavy lifting for teambuilding, in addition to not really having much flexibility for substitutions. They at least have some solid picks for oldgens, though.
3. Ecstatic Escargots. They've got some solid muscle just about everywhere other than BW. Their only real weakness is that most of their players are susceptible to playing stupid, and it's much easier to play without thinking than to stop and hyper analyze everything.
2. Juuling Jumpluffs. They seem to be using the same strategy as the Vivacious Virizions last year of not caring about SM slots, in addition to the powerful building core they have between dom, ggopw, Fertile Crescent, and maybe ryyjyywyy. The only foreseeable weakness the team may have is the overinflated egos of dom, ryyjyywyy, and ggopw, which may lead them moreso to step on each other, rather than cooperate.
1. Playful Panchams (It's unbiased, I swear!). The team has pretty much all of their bases covered for each of the metagames, as well as strong powers between Chickenpie2, Iron Crusher, and maybe Osra, especially considering the strong and cooperative building core between about half of the team.
7. RPS Rhyperiors. Even though they've got a killer 2v2 slot with Fireeee and a very competent SM player in WailJesus, they're gonna have to pool together all their remaining resources and hope for the best.
6. Pixilated Porygons. There are definitely some good players here between UOP, Mace, Magma, Eriey, Shyom(?), and Wanonymous, but most of them specialize in SM, which means that a lot of teaching will need to be done for oldgens and 2v2.
5. Metroboomin Megarays. While they do have solid teambuilding support from Freddy and WoA for SM, a lot of pressure is gonna be put on OM room and Poison Adhesive (I think) to pick up the slack for the oldgens, while also seemingly having nobody for 2v2.
4. Hellfire Heatrans. While they are considerably stacked, in terms of the players they have, an issue I can foresee is communication. Landon and XSC are basically the main muscle of the team, but really don't talk much at all, which means that motogp and Baleblaze are going to have to do most of the heavy lifting for teambuilding, in addition to not really having much flexibility for substitutions. They at least have some solid picks for oldgens, though.
3. Ecstatic Escargots. They've got some solid muscle just about everywhere other than BW. Their only real weakness is that most of their players are susceptible to playing stupid, and it's much easier to play without thinking than to stop and hyper analyze everything.
2. Juuling Jumpluffs. They seem to be using the same strategy as the Vivacious Virizions last year of not caring about SM slots, in addition to the powerful building core they have between dom, ggopw, Fertile Crescent, and maybe ryyjyywyy. The only foreseeable weakness the team may have is the overinflated egos of dom, ryyjyywyy, and ggopw, which may lead them moreso to step on each other, rather than cooperate.
1. Playful Panchams (It's unbiased, I swear!). The team has pretty much all of their bases covered for each of the metagames, as well as strong powers between Chickenpie2, Iron Crusher, and maybe Osra, especially considering the strong and cooperative building core between about half of the team.
