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This post is a cry for help. I can’t stand this anymore. Everywhere I go, this stupid orange shitstain somehow finds me and ruins my life. No matter how many defense mechanisms I have, it always come back. Yesterday, I was working at my job when I heard it. That fateful sound of a stat drop. I...

5:00-Wake up 5:01-Drink my daily dose of Cyanide to become immune to toxic stalling 6:00-Eat breakfast consisting of the souls of innocent mortals 6:30-Log into showdown and grind ladder with Toxapex stall 11:00-Have a small break to drink the tears of my enemies 15:00-Finish grinding ladder (I...

Smogon is literally making CHILDREN fight for their own benefit. How is this legal? That innocent poor Marenie that hoped to grow up to become a Toxapex does not deserve to be destined to switching into High-Jump kicks from Mienfoo to make a living. Where is the UN when you most need it? I hope...

Yesterday, I came back home from buying my daily order of 56 Funko Pops, excited to watch my daily dose of POKEMON SHOWDOWN EPIC MAGIKARP SWEEP OWNS SALTY LEGENDARY SPAMMER videos, eat cheetos, (REDACTED), and grind ladder to 1200 elo in Showdown, not necessarily in that specific order. Anyhow...

Oh shit, it happened again: you accidentaly used Aqua Jet against your own Rhyperior, you clumsy bitch! If only there was a way to double your offensive stats upon being hit by a super-effective move! Well, we can't fix the incompetence that let to this situation, but we can make your oddly...