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I was at Home Depot and saw this really nice aluminum trash can and all I could think was, "Hey, you know what this trash can is missing? My cock in it." At the point I realized I have a sexual desire towards being canned.
hand relief wanna play a game for a reall quick K-YOU KNOW WHAT JUST SUCK MY COCK bitch ive had enough of this kissing prank bullshit i want ur esophagus the get off at platform 9 and 3 quarters of this dick holy fuck you little arab spastic not in the ass JUST SUCC NIGGA
hand relief remember that time i was sleeping and needed to be woken up inside and my alarm cock was striking 12incher but i could not be woken up from the outside so u did unzip ur peen and put it inside of me and i was woken up and saved from the heterosexual nightmare i was becum?