Sigh, too bad my entries didn't get slated… I broke my brain finding all the info through all those scientific stuff to make my entries believable! Sigh…
CAP 3: eh, maybe next time!
I learned an important lesson: science and logic never pay off! Made-up stuff always wins! Life can be hard, sometimes…
CAP 3: I might not be able to do all that stuff you wanted me to, but you'll still like me, right?
… maybe. Don't get your hope high.
CAP 3: sigh…
(But independently of who wins, I'll call you Phosphorus and I'll make you Rain Dance! Just wait and see…)