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That's OK. If you ever need a WIFI team and if you don't mind pokesav I can make one for you.
Is PS fixed? If so I will make a few teams.
What tier do you like?
I haven't actually gotten on Showdown for a few months, but I'll get up early and make one. We're doing it tournament style, so it'll be a variety of tiers.