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My poem to you, Part 2:
I could go on and on about your league battling credentials,
But I hardly think that that is essential.
I wrote this poem without much of a plan,
But hey, I am just a random fan.
My peom to you, Part 1:
Charmanders are red
Squirtles are blue
Who is the best voice on Showdown?
Possibly you.
Your magikarps all have the ability Rattled
Cause you are the one and true guy from that shofu battle.
Your Showdown color is very azurine,
Like an Empoleon using brine.
O Seasons, are you ready for your second daily poem?
This one's so sexy you'll get rabies; at the mouth you'll foam (?)
So anyway you're canadian, that's pretty cool
I hear they don't have cars there so you ride a sheep to school
There's also lots of ice and snow to match your frozen soul
But if you get some tire chains your wheels they will still roll.
Your name is seasons but your friends call you Q,
When you feel like trolling you know when's your cue,
You scream SHOFUUU to the lobby and in comes the queue
They come down the FLOO but it's YOU not SHOFU and they BOO and they MOO and they call to their CRÜE and they take off their SHOES get a lawyer and SUE because YOU misled them and that was pretty naughty and you should know better >:(
But,
it's okay
because Kitten is there, to save the day
to fight out against the evil Youtube commentas
and redeem your reputation to more than a placenta..
~Erryday, i be walken in da clubbb
and i see a shawty and im like wassupppp
cos damn, bro, she hotter than a g6, she a u8
If GXE stood for nice ass titties she'd be a 99
yeah she flyer than a brobat
you can smell her flowbat like a robat she gone ride dat like a rowbat yeaahhhh
But den I go to get a drizzank
and i come back and the shawty aint theree
She grindin' with Q, flank to flank
Mayne, it just ain't fairrrr
I go up to the shawty and I tell her to stay
and I'm like bitch I don't grill I filet I do all that you say I put up with your cray and pleasure your kitten for dayzzzz
but she shrugs her shoulders and den da bitch says
"I got Q now, I don't need yo malaise"
Cos I ain't got no chance foo
when I up against q
he got dem bitches from the moment he say "how you do"
Yeah i ben gay , i'll go back
Cos with Q around
i don't get no crack
nuh-uhhhhhhh
O Seasons, how we adore you,
And your avatar of Mew.
I kind of liked the hot guy better but
That's okay mew is pretty cut
-e and also pink which is great
because you're also great
word.