This thread is literally fuckin terrible and boring as shit so I'm here to save you all with my uninformed, uneducated, and all around fuckin awful predictions.
The Metro Boomin Mega Rays (power, DEG) - [][] - The Klink Shamers (Chloe, Pigeons)
Bo3 USUM Anything Goes: HunterStorm vs
Arushi - Arushi beat me in ag open so I want her to go undefeated to make me feel better about myself for losing
USUM Almost Any Ability: lax
vs motherlove - Can't pick between LAXONSTAXONRAX and motherhate i love them both.
USUM Balanced Hackmons:
Akashi vs GL Volkner - GL Volkner
USUM Mix and Mega:
Charmflash vs Chazm - Charmflash murdered everyone and everything in uupl and idk anything about either of these people otherwise
USUM STABmons: Betathunder vs
KuraiTenshi26 - Just have a feelin bout this one, not sure
USUM ZeroUsed:
Finchinator vs a fruitshop owner - I love a fruitshop owner and would like to start a petition to bring chess room back but Finch is too good at pocket monsters
The Head Honchkrows (Jrdn, TheCoastsOfToast) - [][] - The Temper Tyrantrums (drampa's grandpa, OM room )
Bo3 USUM Anything Goes:
PurpleGatorade vs Zenithial - I hl on like 90% of the things people call Zenithial and it causes confusion so im def picking Paul George here.
(edit: upon further inspection these 2 have already played but idc)
USUM Almost Any Ability:
rozes vs itsKimbo - everyone's clowning the kimbo pick so im going with rozes b/c idk anything about either user
USUM Balanced Hackmons:
sugarhigh vs jasprose - p sure jasp barely even wanted to be drafted for this tour so ill go with sugarhigh
USUM Mix and Mega:
Catalystic vs TectonicDestroyer - I have no idea who tectonicdestroyer is
USUM STABmons:
aesf vs Dr. Phd. BJ - aesf is cool i think
USUM ZeroUsed: RawMelon vs
5gen - The name "RawMelon" leaves me with a lot of questions as to what a non-raw melon is/what it'd taste like and this makes me uncomfortable so I'm going with 5gen
The Bedroom Blisseys (The Immortal, Willdbeast) - [][] - The Five-Star Jolteons (Ransei, DBW)
Bo3 USUM Anything Goes:
Sitonai vs GarbodorIsHot - TI got the gem that is Holy Break for 3k and I want him to win all his games due to that absurdly low price
USUM Almost Any Ability: Hamhamhamham vs
Racool - Racool called me a solid AAA sub/support so go racool
USUM Balanced Hackmons: MAMP vs
Gurpreet Patel (Sent you a Friend Request) - Every day on this site I'm constantly reminded that my voice will never be as sexy as mamp's so I'm gonna have to root for sl42 due to the pain I suffer every day due to my inferiority complex
USUM Mix and Mega: Andyboy vs
SectoniaServant - Andy and I are officially beefing for this tournament, so gonna have to go with the obvious pick here, just looking at their skill levels
USUM STABmons:
In The Hills vs w0rd - GO LUXRAYS
USUM ZeroUsed: Dj Breloominati♬ vs
EviGaro - Evi's name doesn't have enough respect on it fsr in this zu prs n shit imo ngl tbh.
If you're offended idc it's ur fault for taking my illiterate ass seriously
s/o
Clefable,
The Immortal yw dude: [18:28]
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