Dear Smoggoff
I see that you aren't really voting for me
So, we'll go through why you shouldn't vote for everyone else and maybe you'll be a little wiser for wear
BIG ASHLEY has already bound us for 3 years,
BP is pretty stinky,
Dead by Daylight is a backstabbing liar,
faint isn't interesting,
Cancel cult doesn't even know how to run a voting system,
olivia does not, in fact, have any badges to give you, zf is long dead (rest in peace, badges),
CaffeineBoost is bound to hurl us straight in facist dictatorship, and Vermin Supreme is, I'm very sorry guys, never coming to Smoggoff.
This has been your rallying call. We can still turn this election around.