This article will be a satirical how-to guide on what to do after being locked and banned. The language used will be outrageous and have sarcasm, building off many a staff member's sufferings in dealing with users who often try to appeal a lock or ban on the server. The tone will be informal and conversational, in the second person.
Part 1: Punishment
This section will quickly skim over most common reasons why people are locked or banned, involving spamming, posting obscene content, or harassing users.
Part 2: Talking to a mod
This section points out a lot of the frustrations that moderators deal with when being appealed, such as insults, threats, taunts, and begging, as well as the common excuses, such as the player's brother's cat's elbow somehow slid across the keyboard to result in a sentence criticizing staff member of having large posteriors.
Part 3: Making a discipline appeal on the forums
Here, a terrible discipline appeal example will be done, with obvious and blatant false tips like "no need to check who banned you, that's a waste of time"
Part 1: Punishment
This section will quickly skim over most common reasons why people are locked or banned, involving spamming, posting obscene content, or harassing users.
Part 2: Talking to a mod
This section points out a lot of the frustrations that moderators deal with when being appealed, such as insults, threats, taunts, and begging, as well as the common excuses, such as the player's brother's cat's elbow somehow slid across the keyboard to result in a sentence criticizing staff member of having large posteriors.
Part 3: Making a discipline appeal on the forums
Here, a terrible discipline appeal example will be done, with obvious and blatant false tips like "no need to check who banned you, that's a waste of time"
