First time trying Raising Canes

Sijih

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seems like chimp fell into one of the olympic swimming pool sized vats of canola oil that they keep in reserve for the fryers. it's a classic first timer mistake at raising canes - can't say I didn't make it myself.

chimp, once the oompa loompas wring you out you'll be right as rain. just avoid open flames and keep in mind that for the next few months you'll be immiscible with water. you'll also be very slippery for a while so don't go rock climbing
 
Oompa Loompa, Doompa Dee Doil,
Looks like you're drowning in oil.
Oompa Loompa, Doompa doo deel,
We'll break your legs if to OSHA you squeal

What do you get when you only eat strips?
If you're lucky, it'll only be the shits.
Is drowning that bad if you're only eating chicken?
It won't be long until your heart stops ticking!

Oompa Loompa, Doompa dee da,
If you listen to me, you will go far
You will live long and without want
Unlike how Oompa Loompa, Chimp has not
 

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