Bird Mafia - Night 8 PLOT TWIST

[moi]

scrubs you retard we're the last villagers alive

 

[Scrubs]

meh I didn't think that would work anyway

 

[shade]

lynch scrubs

aaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Jimbo]

Lil' moi spoke first.

GET TWASH GET TWASH

but no one would listen to him because he's a dumbfuck. Instead, the crowd descended upon Scrubs, convinced he's mafia.

In a flash, Scrubs was dead, blown to bits by some TNT conveniently placed in the town square. When the smoke cleared, all that was left was a small note:

Dear Scrubs,

You are a Vulture, you're disgusting and vile.

You get all of your food from dead shit, thus you've become very good at scavenging. Every time a user dies, during the day or at night, you will search them for flesh and items. You will steal and keep any items they hold.

You have decided to join the battle for bird supremacy. You are aligned with the Birds Of Prey, including:

Albatross ~ CyzirVisheen
Peregrine Falcon ~ RB Golbat
Bald Eagle ~ Kumar

You win if the Birds Of Prey can eliminate all other players in the game and you survive the game.

Scrubs had been busy during the battle! He had collected the Sharp Beak, Fruit Loops, and the Egg. However, the former two were blown up in the explosion. Only the Egg was left. And with that, the Birds of Prey is finished.

It is now Night 7. Speeding things up now! Night 7 will end on Wednesday, April 22nd, 5:30 PM EST, or when all the Night PMs are sent.

ps you can steal from corpses (or in this case, bits).....

 

[Flounder]

what's this?

success?
from my fucking awesome birds?

 

[Sir_Lu]

No its not a success.

Scrubs wasn't a threat at all. But I guess its a "success" considering how the last few lynches turned out.

 

[moi]

as in twash stealth lynching the bg who publicly claimed on irc.

whoops

 

[moot]

That was so fucking stupid. I had just gotten subbed in, too.

 

[Yoshi King]

Yes well talk to the guy who thought it was appropriate to announce my role to everyone for whatever stupid reason he may have had. I'm sorry you got fucked over by it moot =(

 

[Jimbo]

"Sorry for the late wake up" Jimbo the Puffin flew over the crowd of sleepy birds.

"Last night was a massacre.... Just look." billymills said. The crowd turned to see a building... on fire.

They put out the fire as quickly as possible, but it was too late. There were two bodies inside: moi and Shade (they were probably doing the nasty, but that's another story....)

The only things in the house left uncharred were two notes....

Dear moi,

You are Dragonite, who the fuck cares if you're not a bird?

After many arduous battles you have evolved from Dragonair into your more powerful form, and in doing so you learned the powerful move Hyper Beam! However, Hyper Beam is not powerful enough to do anything at the moment, so you'll have to sit and look cool.

You have decided to join the battle for bird supremacy. You have aligned yourself with the Fucking Awesome Birds. However, you were separated from your group.

You are aligned with the Fucking Awesome Birds. You win if the Fucking Awesome Birds win.

There was a scream from the crowd, and a broken Life Orb rolled out from the mass... Apparantly it would have empowered Moi to actually do something. Go figure.

Dear Shade,
You are a Hummingbird, the smallest bird.

Your wings move at blinding speeds, so quick everyone only sees blurs. Your heart also beats at almost a bajillion beats per minute!! Using your speed, you can quickly find out someone's role while they sleep. Once per night, you may send a PM to Jimbo and billymills titled 'Night X - Inspect [User]' and you will find out his/her role by dawn. You hold the Sharp Beak. Your beak is already plenty sharp though, so you have no use for this mysterious item.

You have decided to join the battle for bird supremacy. You have aligned yourself with the Fucking Awesome Birds. You have aligned yourself with the Fucking Awesome Birds. However,
you were separated from your group.

You are aligned with the Fucking Awesome Birds. You win if the Fucking Awesome Birds win.

"Heh, what a dumbfuck." Billymills said about Shade.
"Not denying it but huh?" Twash asked.
"All in good time, brit."

With that, the day began.

It is now Day 8. Day 8 will end when a majority is reached, or 24 hours (April 23rd. 5:30 PM). Game's almost done ^__^

 

[Earthworm]

Ok I am going to start a lynch on porygon3 based on the chance that he might be allied with the last mafia, the Farm Birds.

Lynch porygon3

 

[Thorns]

Lynch porygon3

win I wanna win gonna win aaaaa

 

[twash]

Lynch porygon3

 

[shade]

hey was my role messed or something? i kept getting wrong results if i look back at role pms and results pms.

 

[E.A.]

lynch porygon3

 

[Flounder]

hey was my role messed or something? i kept getting wrong results if i look back at role pms and results pms.

You most likely had terrible luck, and were redirected or distracted.

 

[porygon3]

help why are we lynching the village

 

[Jimbo]

The birds quickly assembled to lynch porygon3, a critical member of the Farm Birds (according to Earthworm).

Anything to say because you die porygon3?

"HONK"

Dear porygon3,

You are Goose, you can speak PortuGOOSE ^_^

You're a pretty sneaky bastard, always bugging passerbys for food then barking at them with your angry quack. Using your shiftiness, you have learned how to steal from others :D Once every Night, you may PM Jimbo and billymills with '[Night X - Steal from [user]' and if [user] has an item, you will steal it before dawn.

You have decided to join the battle for bird supremacy. You have aligned yourself with the Fucking Awesome Birds. However, you were separated from your group.

You are aligned with the Fucking Awesome Birds. You win if the Fucking Awesome Birds win.

It is now Night 8. Night 8 will end in 24 hours. Or when I receive the PMs. (This is probably the last night, lol)

 

[Flounder]

sigh

 

[Jimbo]

Actuallllllllly PLOT TWIST. Game over now, Post Game coming soon :D