BILLY MAYS HERE

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ARE YOU TIRED OF GHOSTS?

DO YOU EVER WISH YOU COULD GO UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS WITHOUT BEING TOLD "GET OUT... GET OUT..."

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SILPH SCOPE. THE REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO SEE GHOSTS IN PLACES YOU NEVER COULD BEFORE.

WITH JUST TWO EASY STEPS YOU CAN REVEAL GHOSTS OF ANY SIZE. JUST EQUIP IN YOUR PACK AND PRESS A. IT'S THAT EASY.

FORGET USING FORSIGHT. YOU DON'T NEED A MOVESET FULL OF SUPPORT MOVES!

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE POCKET-SIZED DEVON SCOPE! IT CAN REVEAL INVISIBLE OBJECTS YOU NORMALLY COULD NEVER SEE.

FOR A PRODUCT THIS GREAT YOU WON'T PAY 100, NOT 200, NOT EVEN 300 DOLLARS! IN FACT, THIS GREAT DEAL CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY $19.95! THAT'S RIGHT! JUST $19.95! SO CALL RIGHT NOW. OR I'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVER.

1-800-781-7529
 
WHAT GAMES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

GHOSTS ARE NOT A GAME.

GHOSTS CAN GET IN TO YOUR TILE AND CAUSE RUST, MILDEW AND HARD WATER BUILDUP.

BUT NOT ANY MORE!

INTRODUCING THE REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT, THE SQUIRTBOTTLE. WITH THIS PRODUCT, YOU DON'T NEED A CABINET FULL OF CLEANERS. JUST INSERT KABOOM DIRECTLY IN TO THE SPRAY COMPARTMENT, APPLY AND LET DRY. IT'S THAT EASY!
 
YOU CAN USE THE SQUIRTBOTTLE TO SPRAY KABOOM ON YOUR TILES, TOILETS, BATHTUBS, AND OTHER SURFACES. YOU CAN EVEN INSERT AN ORANGE GLOW CARTRIDGE TO CUT THROUGH THE GREASE AND GRIMERS ON YOUR HARD WOOD SURFACES.

THAT NUMBER TO CALL AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
 
KABOOM AND ORANGEGLOW CLEAN WHAT CLR LEAVES BEHIND. TOGETHER WITH OXICLEAN YOU WILL DISCOVER A SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

IF YOU CALL NOW I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE ORDER OF MY DELICIOUS SLOWPOKETAIL SLIDERS. MADE USING THE FRESHEST INGREDIENTS INCLUDING CHEESE MADE FROM MOOMOOMILK.
 

Diana

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Soon enough he'll be selling Machop when he learns that Foresight works too.

That or a folding bicycle.
 
YOU DON'T NEED FORESIGHT. STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH MESSY POKEMON LIKE MACHOP WHO ARE TOO SCARED TO GET THE JOB DONE! SILPHSCOPE WON'T FLEE FROM BATTLE LIKE A PUNY MACHOP MARKETED BY VINCE WHO IS THE MOVE TUTOR FOR DOUBLESLAP AND KARATE CHOP

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING I AM NOT A TROLL I AM REALLY TRYING TO PROMOTE PRODUCTS FROM THE AFTERLIFE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TURNING MY FINAL RESTING PLACE IN TO A RADIO TOWER, I INVADE ALL YOUR WAVES
 
OF COURSE IT WORKS. YOU NEED TO GET ON THE BALL! GET ON THE BALL RIGHT NOW! AND BUY LIFE INSURANCE FROM LIBERTY MUTUAL. I DIDN'T AND NOW MY LOVED ONES ARE SUFFERING. EVEN MR. FUJI RECOMMENDS YOU TAKE OUT A POLICY TODAY!

BUT IF THE CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN IS NOT ENOUGH TO RESTORE YOUR SURFACES LIKE NEW, THEN TRY USING HM04. IT HAS THE STRENGTH AND THE MUSCLE TO MOVE THIS FULLY LOADED 80,000 POUND TRACTOR TRAILER. WHICH YOU CAN FIND PARKED NEXT TO THE S.S. ANNE. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET THERE, YOU NEED TO USE ZORBEEZ TO PICK UP ALL THE WATER IN THE OCEAN AND WALK ACROSS.

AND IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW I'LL THROW IN A RHYDON, ABSOLUTELY FREE. IT HAS THE STRENGTH AND THE MUSCLE TO MOVE BOULDERS. PLUS IT CAN SURF ACROSS THE WATER AND YOU CAN DRY HIM OFF WITH ZORBEEZ. AND FEEDING IS EASY. JUST FEED HIM FOUR DELICIOUS SLIDERS FROM BILLY'S BIG CITY SLIDER STATION. SO THERE'S NO HASSLE. AND RHYDON'S TAIL IS STURDY, SO THERE'S NO FLIPPING AND FLOPPING. THE NON-STICK SURFACE OF ITS HORN IS SO SLICK, NOT EVEN BURNT ON CHEESE WILL STICK. SO CALL RIGHT NOW!
 
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COMEDY LESSONS.

THERE IS NO COST BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY NEED THIS PRODUCT. SO CALL RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.
 
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