Please tell me this doesn't become like the new Sugimori art fad, where everyone made a Pokemon their avatar.
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BILLY MAYS HERE
- Thread starter Billy Mays
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH LAVENDER RADIO TOWER.
TIRED OF BEING DEAD?
SICK OF FINAL RESTING PLACE BEING TURNED IN TO A REGIONAL BROADCASTING CENTER?
WELL NOT ANY MORE.
NOW BILLY MAYS IS INVADING YOUR AIR WAVES. THIS IS FOR RADIO, THE TEACHY TV, EVEN INTERNET. THAT'S RIGHT. BILLY MAYS HAS EVEN INVADED YOUR NINTENDO WFC BY MEANS OF THE AFTERLIFE.
HOW CAN I PASS ON? IN JUST TWO EASY STEPS, YOU CAN HELP EXHUME MY REMAINS FROM MR. FUJI'S BASEMENT AND HELP ME REACH THE NEXT PLAIN.
HI BILLY MAYS AGAIN. TIRED OF LOOKING FOR MORTAL REMAINS IN AN UNMARKED FLOOR?
FIND YOURSELF WANDERING AIMLESSLY, ALWAYS TAPPING A BUT FINDING NOTHING?
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ITEMFINDER. JUST APPLY TO SELECT AND ACTIVATE.
THE SOUND BEEPS IN YOUR EAR, TO SHOW ITEMS ARE NEAR.
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET. CALL NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER, AND I'LL ALSO INCLUDE THIS DOWSING APP ABSOLUTELY FREE. YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
THAT'S THREE ITEM FINDERS AND THE DOWSING APP ALL FOR ONLY $19.95
SO CALL RIGHT NOW
HI ITS KNIGHT WITH GRACIDEA. YOU GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SLAPPING YOUR SHAYMIN'S TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE GRACIDEA.
NOW LOOK, HERE'S A SHAYMIN. USE IT ONCE, YOU GOT AN EXCELLENT SWEEPER. GIVE IT A CHOICE SCARF. REVENGE KILLER IN A SECOND. LOOK AT THIS. IF YOU GIVE IT AIR SLASH, THE MORE YOU USE IT, THE HAXIER IT GETS, YOU DON'T NEED TO SWITCH ANY MOVES!
NOW, YOU LOVE SUBSEEDERS, YOU HATE HOW SLOW THEY ARE. YOU KNOW YOU HATE LOW SPEED SUBSEEDERS, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUBSEEDERS IN YOUR TEAMS! WATCH THIS, GRACIDEA, SUBSEEDER! I LOVE DIVERSE TEAMS TOO, BUT FOR ONCE IN A WHILE, GET THE GRASS TYPES IN. AT LEAST THROW THEM INTO THE TEAM. YOU GONNA CHANGE YOUR PLAYING HABITS. OFFENSE, STALL, BALANCE. YOU GET IN 5 SECONDS. 4-5 SECONDS IT'S DONE.
THIS THING, THIS SHAYMIN, LOOKS BORING. STOP HAVING A BORING SHAYMIN, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE. ADD THE GRACIDEA, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE SHAYMIN SKY FORME. LOOK AT THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW!
NOW LOOK, HERE'S A SHAYMIN. USE IT ONCE, YOU GOT AN EXCELLENT SWEEPER. GIVE IT A CHOICE SCARF. REVENGE KILLER IN A SECOND. LOOK AT THIS. IF YOU GIVE IT AIR SLASH, THE MORE YOU USE IT, THE HAXIER IT GETS, YOU DON'T NEED TO SWITCH ANY MOVES!
NOW, YOU LOVE SUBSEEDERS, YOU HATE HOW SLOW THEY ARE. YOU KNOW YOU HATE LOW SPEED SUBSEEDERS, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUBSEEDERS IN YOUR TEAMS! WATCH THIS, GRACIDEA, SUBSEEDER! I LOVE DIVERSE TEAMS TOO, BUT FOR ONCE IN A WHILE, GET THE GRASS TYPES IN. AT LEAST THROW THEM INTO THE TEAM. YOU GONNA CHANGE YOUR PLAYING HABITS. OFFENSE, STALL, BALANCE. YOU GET IN 5 SECONDS. 4-5 SECONDS IT'S DONE.
THIS THING, THIS SHAYMIN, LOOKS BORING. STOP HAVING A BORING SHAYMIN, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE. ADD THE GRACIDEA, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE SHAYMIN SKY FORME. LOOK AT THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW!
billy can i bring you back to life if i use a silph scope on you?
He's fucking back?
WELL YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL NOW!
yeah, we have all the fun.
Ah, Billy Mays... I would send him my condolences if it weren't for the fact that he had it coming.
I'll buy it, just send it to the following address:
9001 No Fucking Way Street
OVER9000 New York, New York
But, is there a way I can get this over the phone?
9001 No Fucking Way Street
OVER9000 New York, New York
But, is there a way I can get this over the phone?
roflcopter this is brilliant ahahahahahahahahahahaha
2nd
I think this thread could do with a good ol' "clean 'n' lock"
I think Billy sells that, actually
It looks like Michael Jackson has achieved his dream of being a little girl, the plane is now leaving for its one stop destination: Hell.
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