Headlines Biden's Internet Takeover Plan

[faint]

Coming up on a month since the Internet was taken over, and I have to admit, OP was right. Life has been a bit of a struggle for me over the last month but every day I do my best and just take things one day at a time.

How have my fellow posters been since the FCC was tasked with taking parts of the Internet away from the free market and making it a more accessible, public good?

 

[Bice]

I'm eating plain cheerios rn

 

[Treble Kats]

Biden came to my house and ate my router. Just gobbled it up. Then he walked backwards out the door while making dial-up noises. It was horrifying.

The blues have gone too far.

 

[Idiotic Man]

I was minding my own business playing Pokemon Showdown when suddenly Komala Harris busted down my door and used sleep talk with the ability Comatose to call Thief and stole my internet router I am currently making this post on free starbucks WiFi because of this.

this is the final straw.

 

[spookysocialist]

Biden let Israel bomb my router because they suspected Hamas was hiding inside

 

[bdt2002]

I'm not gonna lie- it is extremely hard to take some of these posts seriously. Then again, it's also extremely hard to take Joe Biden posting a list of 50 different ways to Out-Pizza the Hut seriously, but here we are now. You can find the list here: www.imaginethinkingthisisalink.gov/biden/pizza

 

[Divine Retribution]

 

[boo836]

DARK BRANDON ACOLYTES HAVE RATED THIS POST BASED

 

[Ur local kangaroo]

ah yes, because it's totally like the president of the US is going to do some sweeping reforms that changes it to this extent, and not y'know, do the same shit that every president does, by doing jackshit about problems, this has been the truth for a long time, and will stay, as long as the political system stays

 

[faint]

ah yes, because it's totally like the president of the US is going to do some sweeping reforms that changes it to this extent, and not y'know, do the same shit that every president does, by doing jackshit about problems, this has been the truth for a long time, and will stay, as long as the political system stays

as someone with lots of life experience that seems well versed in this field, what actions should president Biden take with regard to the internet? specifically, what should he, as president, do that Congress cannot? looking forward to your answer and thank you for your contribution.

 

[Idiotic Man]

This is a big nothing burger in seriousness nothing will genuinely change about the internet aside from the NSA maybe spying on us more but like they already do that constantly

 

[TheMantyke]

Wanted to let everyone know that Roger Stone went on Info Wars and complained about this proposed change, which is the only other place I’ve heard people complaining about it. PokeTrainer J, did you work for the Nixon administration by chance?