Hi, contrary to rhyperiors line up, i'm not here to laugh or doing some tricks.
And contrary to the fact that 1st april is coming, it's not a joke.
RPS (Random Players Selection) (0) vs (0) Drive-by McDonald (or burger king, it's the same but at least toilets are clean at burger king)
SS Bo7:
Blanched vs dogknees - imagine that "Genoux de chien " lives in one of the driest country, and yet he is washed. And why is he washed? because he lost to a drunk guys scraftionite who washed him with coco Malibu. Thus, I hypothesize that in scraftionite's alcohol, there was some almond and dogs are allergic to almond.
SS : Murman vs
pqs - First, it's probably not a dogknees' mate who would get murmdogged. Moreover, pqs saved his team like a super hero, as his parents saved life in hospital. I think pqs was near to jump from a bridge cause 1) he lost 2 games in a row ; 2) his team was losing and eliminated ; 3) Derek and Dom stole his snack and sold it to buy some weed. Fortunately, dogknees lent his knee pad to him and he survived from the jump.
Anyway, the man is the dog best friend, so murman will let pqs win before he does a nervous breakdown while asking to his parents to buy him a giant kinder surprise (the egg) for Easter.
SM: Elo bandit vs
Lancer FR - If Derek can steal Pqs snack, Elo can't steal Lancer burgers. Anyway i think Lancer is a snack himself cause he is friend with Deg and they became fat. And i think Elo should use band slaking and called it "snacking" to beat him. But honestly Lancer is too fat dude, he brought mamoswine in PL + spammed snorlax in oras+ empoleon. Talking about empoleon, maybe in Penguins kindgom, Elo would have had a chance. But the only penguin they have is pqs' Kinder.
Anyway even Happy Feet Elo wouldn't have a chance vs Happy Fat Lancer.
VICTIMS OF THE WEEK :
Tsc =>If Mc donalds toilets are dirty, it's because when Elo went to the toilets, he saw Tsc pooping on himself and having diarrhea.
Pqs => If burger king toilets are cleaner, it's because when Elo went to the toilets, he saw Pqs cleaning them with toothbrush. (cause Lancer is in army and engaged pqs, saying " Now you know why your parents said you to brush your teeth "
Bird poop : if birds shit outside it's because everybody is in toilets.
Dogknees : It said on the pic :" almonds aren't toxic as some nuts", but i remind that dogknees ate tsc nuts.
STABLEPRINCE : despite being eliminated in pl, now he knows Macedonia.
Metony + magicarp lvl 100 : like pqs they have been engaged in army by Lancer, but one were too fat so and the other one pulled the trigger on the wrong side. Pqs must have been happy, its the first double kill he sees since battleships on paper.
1st avril : imagine Rhyperiors making a joke before this date, by letting free win to pults. Maybe It's because Jesus Christ was not born exactly in the year 0, and they believed 1st april was at 28th march...
Derek + Dom : they are banned cause they sold weed. Maybe tsc would've been usefull here by buying it because he is dutch and weed is legal in netherlands...
