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  1. Voltage

    is this brainfog?

    hey posters, I've been having some real trouble formulating any meaningful thoughts this morning. It's like it takes two to three times the amount of effort it normally would for me to do anything involving critical thinking. I got a decent night's rest but i was pretty active yesterday and...
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    Who ISN'T That Pokemon? [ThREAD game! (?)]

    approved by me :] Welcome to the game on SMOGOFF dot com that begs the question: WHO ISN'T THAT POKEMON?! The game is simple: someone posts a pokemon (or not a pokemon who knows!) and you have to try and guess what not it is! Rules: - when posting do not post the name of the pokemon. i...
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    Ways in which you've hurt your back (or the "I HATE GOLF" thread)

    I was playing golf like all rich little white boys do when they want to pretend they're working when in reality they just want an excuse to day-drink and I was teeing up on the 17th hole, +2 on the whole course which was a miracle given that I'm absolutely abhorrent at golf, and in the process...
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    do you play in assist mode?

    if you're ever offered a"haha sucker you can't beat the level, want me to do it for you?" option, do you take it? why or why not?
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    Do you keep a journal / diary / tome of secrets? Why or why not?

    Hi Smogoff, do you keep a journal / diary / tome of secrets that curses anyone who dares read the unspeakable truths inside? If so, why? If not, why not? At the risk of making a glorified "page 5" joke (*1), I wanted to ask you all, as I approach page 5 of my newest book of thoughts if you...
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    A Guide to Identifying Baltimore-Based Birds Using Only Their Farts

    Or as I like to call it, a "Toot-Oriole Tutorial"! The first question: "do birds fart?" ha long been debated by ornithologists around the world. Birds eat grains and plants and have similar digestive systems to that of mammals, which is a huge clue. when I each a lot of kale and spinach...
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    The Twelve Days of Postmas Singalong Thread

    It's that time of year Smogoff! Time to get your Festive Theme Board Skin on, and use your favorite Hail (snowstorm?) teams on a ladder where they aren't viable, all while drinking your spiked eggnog and crafting your post for Secretpost Santa! Sing it with me, Smogoff...
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    What would it take for you to unironically think a gorilla lived in the apartment above yours?

    Hey Smogoff (soon to be renamed "I Hate Finchinator the subforum"), I need to preface this thread with the statement, this is an unironic question, it may sound like a shitpost, but I promise it's not. My girlfriend and I were discussing what the made up movie, "The Big Thud" would be about...
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    let me add your teams to my massive teams folder that is comprised almost entirely of BW teams with spore

    Hi smogoff, following the conclusion of the "let me read your favorite posts" thread, I've felt compelled to share more of the silly things I do: amassing my favorite, albeit outdated, teams. As you may see in my signature, I like to immortalize some of my favorite teams for across a variety of...
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    Let me read your favorite posts (Thanks for letting me read them!)

    https://voca.ro/17pndXver2V7 <- Please listen to if you can! Alright gang, here's the lowdown. I'm a semipro voice actor and really enjoy doing what I do. One of the best ways to practice voiceover is to read things aloud and try to gather ideas on how something should be read. I wanted to...
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    How to Scream the Proper Way or "Using Boomburst IRL"

    It's come to my attention that a lot of you are screaming in such a way that's incredibly damaging to your vocal chords. Don't fucking do that. You might be playing a game of ORAS then BAM, TWaved by that Clefable, and then you get para'd the next seven turns in a row and have to release that...
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    Resource SwSh Post-CT CAP Bazaar

    Approved by Mx Welcome to the Sword and Shield CAP Bazaar that covers the post-Crown Tundra metagame. this threadis designed to be an informal team-sharing environment compared to the "Rate My Team" subforum. Here are the standard guidelines that you must at least adhere to when posting teams...
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    10 years on this stupid site

    Haven't learned a damn thing. Use semistall
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    From the Ashes - The Closest Thing I've Got to a Sun Team

    From The Ashes At a Glance! Introduction What can really said about Entei? Well, just around last year, right about now, Entei was sitting in his happy little tier of RU, being outclassed by the UU threat of Arcanine, as well as nearly every other physical attacker in OU. Fortunately...
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    Sunny Daze

    The heat is overpowering! Actually it's freezing outside. What better way to represent this frigid weather than with a Sun team! (Oh Wait...) Anyways, this is my amazing offensebased Sun team! Now I have made changes from this team seeing as I originally had Chandelure instead of another made...
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