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We play for CAP Summer Seasonal. I work MWF mornings, and tomorrow morning is also out. I should be able to make any other time this week. I'm GMT-4, I think we're the same time zone though, correct me if I'm wrong. When works best for you?
I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.