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Unfortunately, they are a couple million years too late. All that remains of the once magnificent feathery winged Dunsparce evo are the fossilized remains of its brittle wingbones, lying forlornly in the dirt. Robinson frowns unhappily, and is about to turn around and head out of the cave when suddenly, the bones begin to move on their own...

It turns out, it was a family of gastly haunting the cave and taking control of the skeleton. The leader is shiny! Robinson freaks out, and sends out his gloom,who promptly puts it to sleep, he throws a moon ball, but nothing happens! Then there is a loud bang....

The bang turns out to be Ash, but Ash wasn't alone, he was riding a werewolf that was a golden colour, at first glance it looked like just a 'normal' werewolf, but once it came closer it had the face of Brock and misty! The pair called for back up and once again a bang happened, but there was multiple! Ghastly all fused together and became a MEGASTLY! (Kinda like a dugtrio) and then the magnificent...

... bacon-coloured Yvletal fell through the ceiling of the cave. It dusted itself off, and tried to pretend it had always been there. In all the excitement, Robinson realised that he hadn't eaten that day, and as if by magic, there's a giant baconbird right here, taunting him. He reached forward, and grabbed hold of the delicious looking wing...

Touching the wing quickly drained all essence of life out of Robinson. He fell backwards, dead. When he woke up several hours later, his skin was blue. He apparently turned into some kind of zombie. "Who did this to me!?" He yelled.
"I did!" Said an ominous voice. He turned towards the voice and from the shadows emerged...

A chocolate donut mewtwo teleported into the cave and said "STOP! You don't want to eat that worm! Have me instead!" Then used his special move "overheat" which then turned Yveletal into burnt bacon! Mewtwo then screeched "Robinson, don't go bacon my heart" which he then responds with "I donut too". Seconds later after awkward silents, the werewolf called 'Bristy' let out gas and blamed...

Himself for what happened. All of a sudden, Robinson comes to. He realizes he's been having a bad trip from the vileplumes that were over earlier. Everything was made up. Figured that's why he was dreaming about donut mewtwo and bacon yveletal. He had serious munchies. He goes over to the fridge to open it when suddenly out comes...

a WILD FRIED MAGIKARP... oh wait, no.. it was a regular fried fish he ate, and soon he stopped having halucinations.. He started thinking:Why had he dreamed with ASH,when OBVIOUSLY Red was way more badass, cool and strong. He then decided to g out there and start a pokemon journey all over, because those halucinations...He must be desperate on the inside, lulz. He went to the day care and..

Pulled out his Tortola from the day care. He has always been his trusty pal, so he decided to use him once more. They fought more pokemon, and torkoL got stronger. Then out of no where, torkoal grew in size from eating lunch- which were some tatertots. Robinson had no idea what to do....

So he went up to the pokemon league!!!! He stomped the first three members of the elite four with his cheese (Pikachu). However, Robinson fought with Lance and got his butt kicked because Lance is a cheater and had two fully evolved dragonites which beat his cheese (Pikachu). Robinson then challenged Lance again with his articuno and froze all those pathetic loser dragons. After that he...

Went to the bathroom where the toilet was plated gold. After using the bathroom arceus then resurrected Robinson's team. After that Robinson took on the champion or his rival BLUE! Robinson destroyed blue's team with his cheese (Pikachu). After Robinson beat the champion he was crowned the new champion and now sits in the pokemon league eating a burrito. After that he...

Robinson quickly rolled from his bed. Darkrai's presence explained the bizzare dreams. In one swift motion he called forth his Charizard, grabbed onto the beast's back and burst through the window into the crisp night air. He had to take this battle outside even if it meant going into Darkrai's element.

The darkness however was burnt out by charizards hot scorching flame. The battle continued between darkria and charizard x continued. Robinson then sent out his talonflame. Darkria then threw his stealth rocks which killed the two most OP ou pokemon in existance. Robinson then fell off his knocked out charizard and was saved by a latios who destroyed darkria with his draco meteor. After he was saved...

The Latios flew him down to the ground to safety. He ran over to his defeated Pokemon and called them back to their balls. The Latios offered to fly him to the nearest Pokemon Center.
However, Robinson refused this offer. This was because...

Of the creepy nature of this particular latios. It reminded him of a dragon he once knew. A very long time ago in what seemed like a Neverending story. That dragons name. Was Falcor. And he remembered the fondness he had for his friend Atreyu. He did not want to have what happened to Atreyu happen to him... so Robinson politely declined. Much to his chagrin...

The Latios got angry. Very angry. Without warning it folded its wings and charged at Robinson. Taking the trainer by surprise, the Eon killed him in a matter of seconds.

Rob felt different. Lighter somehow. He blinked his eyes a few times to adjust to his surroundings. Where was he? He tried to call out but his voice was not his own. He drifted over to a nearby pond and peered at his reflection. Rob realized he was holding a mask that resembled his own face. He looked at the mask and cried.

Suddenly he heard a loud wailing noise and dropped the mask in shock. He looked up and the environment had changed. 'Is this Lumiose Station?' he wondered absently, before redirecting his attention to the wailing noise which was coming from beneath a nearby bench. He knelt down and recoiled in horror, there was a deformed... something. "You can't help it," came a voice from behind him. He startled and looked up at...

Standing there before him was his trusty Magmar, together with the other members of his team. Talonflame, Charizard, Moltres, Chimchar, Heatmor, Magikarp, Torkoal, Pikachu...they were all there. "You've been slipping through Limbo a long time, Robinson," he spoke, "but now you've made it. You've passed the test, pressing on through all the confusion and horrors. It's time to move on."

Taking the hand of his best friend and smiling, Robinson closes his eyes, feeling the heat of a million suns warming him from the inside. There was a bright light and a flash, and everything disintegrated into warmth and light. Finally, after everything, he felt peace.

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