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PRETZELS LIE. THEY MANIPULATE.
THEY TEMPT YOU WITH HUNGER, BUT BRING YOU THE SUFFERING OF THIRST
I ONCE MET A PRETZEL AND SHE MADE ME CHOKE SO NOW I CRUSH ALL PRETZELS INTO DUST
ONE DAY THE EXILE WILL HELP ME BECOME A PRETZEL